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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 24 2000,17:57  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I was browsing this website when I came across a random pick up line generator. Would anyone in there right mind use lines like these...


What's your sign? Hope it's not psychotic.

That's quite a healthy set of toes you've got there, lady.

My arm, your soul and a whole lotta spanking.

Would you like to dance, or should I go do myself?

Do you have a sister who isn't so so fucking hairy on the backside?

One hour with me, doll face, and you'll become a horny adolescent.

I'll think about you when I bone-release my nuts tonight.
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Hey, want to fuck?

Oh, wait, that worked once...

You just need to be spanked.

Wait, that worked too...

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nice legs! what time do they open.
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When in a diner and the waitress is poruding you coffee:
WAITRESS: "Say when."
YOU: "Right after I finish this coffee."

YOU: "It's 'yeild', right?"
HER: "What?"
YOU: "I was trying to guess your sign."

"I've just gotten a government grant for a 4 hour expedition to find your G-spot."

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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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i love pick up lines. heres my own:

'W0w, baby, if I was at the Bareky right now, all I'd buy is your hot ass pie.'

'do you have a mirron in your pocket? i can see myself in your pants.'

'your dress would mwatch nice with my bed spread.'

'are you tired? youve been running through my mind all day.'

ive got more, but my hands hurt

lol, no pun intended

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i like bein a chick...pickup lines become totally unnecessary..

'hi, wanna fuck?' works if we ask it, and 'get the hell away from me or i'll call the cops' works if dudes get annoying.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 02 2000,01:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
the all time best pickup line:

lick your finger, touch her shirt then yours. "Whaddya say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"

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Now that I think about it, that line has actually worked for me too. Hrm... Wonder what ever happened to her... ;-)
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walk up real close, stare for 5 seconds and say "How much?"

i saw this one in american wearwolf in paris.
works every time;

sniff the girls butt then she will say "American?" then you guys will get it on


"do you want the dick?"

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