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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 04 2000,22:15  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Had to register just for this thread. Anyway, my favorite is:

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" wait until she starts to respond and then cut her off with "whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 04 2000,22:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Pizza and a Fuck is nice, but the best is:

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

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Heh...
a good one for chat rooms is
"where'z all the hot chiks!?"
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And yet another person this thread has forced to delurk..

Casey Dolan (Very, Very nice south african model) contributed this one as the best she'd ever heard...

Guy walks up to her, places his hands either side of his equipment in a "Here it is" pose, and then asks: "Is it going to suck itself?"

She refused to tell whether the guy got lucky.

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Show us yer gibbon.

Can I smell your feet? No? Must be your pussy?

My mate wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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i am told that one in 10 women will say yes if a guy simply walks up to her in a bar and says "Wanna root?". can anyone confirm/deny this? kuru?

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I gotta get to Ireland if "Show us your gibbon." is a good pickup line!

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The voices in my head tell me your the next one...

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I have been watching you for 3 years and finaly have the nerve to talk to you.

Hi, im your next fulltime stalker.

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if your legs are a goal post, can i split the uprights?
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quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i like bein a chick...pickup lines become totally unnecessary..

'hi, wanna fuck?' works if we ask it, and 'get the hell away from me or i'll call the cops' works if dudes get annoying.


i totally agree with kuru on this one. however in my experince i didn't even need to say "wanna fuck", i just grab the guys hand and drag him into a private room (wherever that may be). its much easier for chicks to get laid then guys...i never have any troubles.

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