"Hi, my name is <Insert Name>, I like Peanut Butter, wanna fuck?""If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, can I come up between the holidays?"
"That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor"
"Wanna fuck like bunnies?"
"This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single."
"I'd look good on you."
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?"
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"You got so much of this fuzzy math, I'm beginning to believe not only you invented the internet, you invented the calculator too." George W. Bush to Al Gore, Presidential Debate, 2000
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