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Hey, i was thinking and it occured to me that women and computers have alot in common. For instance:
1. If you do something wrong, they will both give you the stare (blue screen of death).
you get the idea...
can u think of any similarities?

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Similarites? How about this: you have to put a lot into it (relationship-wise to be general, and with programs), but every now and then there are things that make it definitely worth it. Take from that what you will.

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heh....If you push the right buttons, you can get the both off, and on...
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no mater what you do you cant ever get the one you really want, unless you have oodles of money
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While it is not always the case, they can both be very expensive to maintain…

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You put thousands of dollars into one, and a year later it's obsolete..
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if you pour coffie on them they explodes
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They both have /dev/null.
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computers are like men.

you've gotta turn them on before they'll do anything for you.

(and being a chick, i like it that way.)

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[root@alt4ir /root]# mount -t gurlie /dev/girl /mnt/guy

That was pretty dumb, but I'm doing civics homework and bored out of my mind.

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