I did all of this because I secretly hate God and want to see Satan rule the world. Thank you.

Wait, I don't do drugs. Nevermind.

Right on about the God/Satan/ruling the world thing though.

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Originally posted by Beldurin:
wtf?

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
=rwa=

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Originally posted by Rhydant:

when are you changing your damned signature?

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Why? Do you want me to put your name back in?

edit: grrr...

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny

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Never argue with an idiot...he may be doing the same thing

This message has been edited by Beldurin on October 12, 2001 at 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by Crafty Butcher:
i'm right there with you damien_s_lucifer. and i want to say that i'm here for you. you'll need to get hopped up on ludes immediately, and, if your local supplier can manage it, take 10 clarky-caps and about two pint of ether. this should level you out. finish off with a crystal-meth/cheap hash/amaretto bong combo and then simply wait for advanced, drug-induced pyschosis/necrosis to kick in. everything will be better then. and as a bonus, both the god and the devil will have shrunk to more manageable proportions and you should be able to spend an enjoyable afternoon dressing them up as navy seal commandos and then blowing up their bunkers with fireworks. this will also help.

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holy shit!!! funny as hell!!!! where have you been this whole time? more funny!!! i demand more funny!!!

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Originally posted by cr0bar:

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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that was a great movie, heard their was one before it but for some reason i always forget the name of it

This message has been edited by pengu1nn on October 12, 2001 at 01:25 PM

not that I can read anymore, though, not since I took "acid" and went outside and stared at the sun and went blind.

Sometimes I really wish I'd paid more attention in D.A.R.E. I didn't though because I have low self-esteem and hate myself and others. Now I really wish I could stand with all my classmates and sing songs about how great cops are but now I'm a "junkie."

But maybe someday I'll clean up my pathetic life and then I can go around with the D.A.R.E. cops and tell kids about my experiences and make drugs seem even more interesting. I sure hope I survive withdrawal!!!!