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forumwhore 
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,05:33 |
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A few years ago, my g/f and I are getting stoned on the roof.
We see a guy leave a bag full of something right on the train tracks.
He looks all around, all paranoid, but never looks *up at us watching him intently.
What's in the bag?
He drives away, circles back and looks all around again.
I so wonder if there's drugs or money in that bag.
I want it.
We run down the stairs and grab the bag and run back with it without looking until we're inside.
one coconut
two eggs
three red carnations
one (hopefully) cow liver
one giant tongue (cow?)
yah. What's that about?
Now I hear funny footsteps by the tracks. I mean, I'm writing about it right now.
I look, and two women dressed in their Sunday best are leaving bags right on the rails.
They sound odd because they're walking in high heels on gravel.
I know what must be in the bags.
I might even go get the eggs for breakfast.
I asked a lot of people that came thru my house and one said it was voodoo and I live where three roads cross.
kay then.
Ideas?
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BlackFlag
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,08:28 |
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voodoo is bullshit.
voodoo is just a paranormal mind-fuck. it doesn't work unless you let the person you're fucking with know you're fucking with them.
Voodoo is weak. very. wicca on the other hand, has more power, but beware the dark side of the force, luke.
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,09:37 |
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"my friends need to be punished"
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Dysorderia
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,16:54 |
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| Quote (BlackFlag @ 06 July 2002,03:28) | voodoo is bullshit.
voodoo is just a paranormal mind-fuck. it doesn't work unless you let the person you're fucking with know you're fucking with them.
Voodoo is weak. very. wicca on the other hand, has more power, but beware the dark side of the force, luke. |
wicca is a religion dumbass
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
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BlackFlag
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,17:34 |
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| Quote (Dysorderia @ 06 July 2002,12:54) | | wicca is a religion dumbass |
um, so is voodoo, dumbass. was reffering to both in the verb sense, not the noun sense.
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Rhydant
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,21:09 |
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does this mean that the jews have special powers as well?
hehheh.
fuck this witchcraft bullshit. its all a state of mind.
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Necromancer
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Posted on: Jul. 06 2002,22:11 |
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you're all idiots.
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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rhy: yes, they have Desert Eagles, Galils, and a badass regular army, and a badass^3 special forces unit.
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forumwhore
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Posted on: Jul. 07 2002,03:29 |
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The Mossad
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Bozeman
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Posted on: Jul. 07 2002,04:54 |
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Don't worry, forumwhore, there's no such thing as magic. Cash in on the free tongue, if you want.
*snicker*
Did you ask them what the fuck kind of spell theyr'e casting? The ingredients seem a bit odd...
Perhaps we should have a forum seance. Everyone hold hands and chant "w00t."
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