|
|
| Post Number: 1
|
Beldurin 
Mayor of Detnet
Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: Aug. 2001
|
 |
Posted on: May 04 2002,19:08 |
|
   |
I'm surrounded by lazy, incompetent, fucking morons. Had to help run a Cisco convention yesterday. Wasn't one of the planners or directors, just staff, but ended up having to act as one.
No, a CD-RW can't be read in a regular CD-ROM drive. Just put it in a burner and email to yourself, then open it on the presenter's computer.
You're 27 years old, you should be able to figure out that, yes, you have to fill out the paper that they gave you to return the van you rented. I would imagine, also, that you need to fill out the lines that are circled (ending mileage, date/time returned). You shouldn't need me to explain this to you.
It's awful hard for me to "meet you there" (i.e. the after-convention cookout) if you're already there and I rode with you today.
It's not that hard people. I don't have to approve your every decision. We're all adults, just figure it out. And while you're busy figuring it out, just leave me the hell alone.
--------------
If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
|
 |
|
|
| Post Number: 2
|
veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
Group: Members
Posts: 967
Joined: May 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 04 2002,19:25 |
|
 |
stupid people > people with a bit of (un)common sense > people with (un)common sense
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 3
|
Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
Group: Members
Posts: 1696
Joined: May 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 04 2002,21:11 |
|
|
Gee, sounds like the morons i run the robot events with.
if i hear "I dont understand" one more time after a blantly simple statement im going to start shooting people.
Then they get pissed when im tired of explaining it and do it myself. Call me to "controlling".
IF YOU WERE NOT SO FUCKING STUPID I WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF YOU FUCKING MORONIC FUCKNUGGET!
sigh...oh goodie...he just sent me an im message...
and they let this fucker reproduce...
--------------
Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
[url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url]
"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 4
|
Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
Group: Members
Posts: 337
Joined: Jan. 2002
|
|
Posted on: May 04 2002,21:14 |
|
|
Advocate moronicide.
--------------
Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 5
|
Dysorderia
Kryten 2X4B 523P
Group: Members
Posts: 1061
Joined: Jul. 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 04 2002,22:29 |
|
|
| Quote | A friend of mine ran a 386 without a case. He had all the parts plugged together on his desk, just sitting in the open. One day he was working on it while someone was playing a game on it. What happened was described by him as "blue lightning from the power supply."
He didn't learn his lesson. One day he decided to take apart his monitor. He was in the process of disassembling it when he touched the capacitor. He said his arm felt very strange for several hours. I consider it a miracle that the monitor survived. |
| Quote | Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole." |
| Quote | Customer: "There are smoke and flames coming from my computer."
Tech Support: "Uh, hang up, unplug the computer from the wall, and call the local fire department."
Customer: "That's not the problem. I need to know how to do a backup. Fastest possible method."
|
--------------
Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
[url=http://www.kr1cket.com]www.kr1cket.com[/url]
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 6
|
Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
Group: Members
Posts: 1696
Joined: May 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 05 2002,03:25 |
|
|
the best one ever ended with.
Moron: I need a flashlight because the power is out in the building.
Tech support: Oh, i see the problem now. Do you still have the boxes your computer came in?
moron: Yes
TS: Great! Pack up the computer and take it back where you got it from.
moron: is it that bad?
TS: Yes
moron: What should i tell them?
TS: Tell them your to fucking stupid to own a computer.
Best ever
--------------
Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
[url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url]
"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 7
|
Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: Aug. 2001
|
|
Posted on: May 05 2002,10:13 |
|
|
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 04 May 2002,21:25) | the best one ever ended with.
[moron story]
Best ever |
as I recall, this is a true story...the bad news is that the guy got fired for it.
--------------
If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 8
|
Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
Group: Members
Posts: 1696
Joined: May 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 05 2002,15:35 |
|
|
The good news again is he won his lawsuit and got a hefty severence package/damages settlement. 
--------------
Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
[url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url]
"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 9
|
Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: Aug. 2001
|
|
Posted on: May 05 2002,18:16 |
|
|
really? did not know that...thanks for the nugget of knowledge, WG!
--------------
If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
|
|
|
|
| Post Number: 10
|
Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
Group: Members
Posts: 1696
Joined: May 2000
|
|
Posted on: May 05 2002,19:42 |
|
|
| Quote (Beldurin @ 05 May 2002,13:16) | | really? did not know that...thanks for the nugget of knowledge, WG! |
he was a helpdesk worker for correll and the question for word perfect started with "I just lost my document that was on the screen."
went down hill from there...
--------------
Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
[url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url]
"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
