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One word: hypnosis!
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Hahahah, it's 10:37 PM and she's coming at 2:30, anyone wanna give me a crash corse in hypnosis???

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Dangle your watch from its chain in front of her like a pendulum, and chant in a low, calm voice, "You are under my control now. You think I am the coolest guy in the world. You think I'm cute. You want to have sex with me." etc. If that doesn't work, hit her on the head with a rubber mallet, and drag her off into the corner.

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you people are insane.

i like it

agagaga, she's not goin out wit that other 19 yr old yet, im gona seduce her today

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who do you want to seduce today?
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Microsoft Condoms, now there's something I just can't wear.

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just go for it. nail the little slut and be done with it. There are 2 types of people in this world, preators and prey and if your not one you are the other. Its better to be a wolf than a sheep.

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predators and prey. hell yeah. who you gonna be, the fucker or the fuckee? i imagine it would hurt a helluva lot to be the fuckee...

and octavian, you had how many chances and didn't do anything? besides, i never romped her, so how's she such a ho?

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I guess I'm a little late to try to jump in and save our little RenegadeShark, but, Don't Do it! Keep yourself in control! Girls like that piss me off, because they know that they have you buy the balls, and they love it all. I think that you should say to her, I'm into you, I want more than we have. Be a little more slick than that, but you get the idea. Some people have called this, "The Talk" women I know seek it, men I know fear it, you must be able to use it to your advantage. I said this to Slate, and I'll say it to you, Don't want what you can't have, you just drive yourself crazy. Unfortunately if we only want what we can have we become unfulfilled. have you asked her if you could be her boyfriendish unit? In so many cases you never know what you can have until you try to get it. So, let us all know.

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