I have strapped to the side of my monitor: an airsoft glock, a container of pellets.located strategically around the room, is various pokemon, and other ankle-biter trinkets.
on the inside side of the comp desk, is an Airsoft Steyr AUG, with overpressured springd, it'll break skin... same as the glock.
when someone is insolent, or interrupts me (same thing) I pull out the glock. they run. my sister has learned to stay away...
I broke a minion of hell (read: furby) with the glock, put it's circut board out the ass.
*pop* *pop* *pop* no more furby...
the AUG, can break glass, and dent a wall. that is for when I'm really pissed. people run when I have it, it really is good for shooting furbies, pokemon, and plush bar*ey dolls. ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H I mean, satan of hell dolls.
I have, on the top of my monitor (relax, it's almost normal, almost...) my pet soda can. it really grows, I swear, it likes the monitor heat... it eats plush doll stuffing... so I gotta hunt for it...
shiznit, I forgot the topic at hand...
awww fsck it.
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Naw git offa mah Properdy!™
