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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 07 2001,08:53  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

ok since neophyre just lost all his icq history he has asked me to post some funny shit that he has said to me while drunk/stoned. he said be ruthless and not to leave anything out so here they are

note, i am "Chronos", and he is "Tyler Durden"

quote:

Tyler 3/4/2001 10:01 PM i feel like blowing bubbles

Tyler 3/4/2001 10:02 PM back in a sec

Chronos 3/4/2001 10:02 PM ok...

Tyler 3/4/2001 10:05 PM note to self:
do not put green washing liquid stuff in mouth

Chronos 3/4/2001 10:05 PM HAHAHAH

Tyler 3/4/2001 10:07 PM it tastes pretty bad
i think i swallowed some
its not really a good method of blowing
bubbleys

Chronos 3/4/2001 10:07 PM haha u idiot

Tyler 3/4/2001 10:09 PM i gotta rinse my mouth again


ok now this long one

quote:

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:12 PM ho ho ho
santa's got a happy lap

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:16 PM stoned?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:18 PM uuu bet ur ass i am

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:18 PM haha
damn u

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:19 PM http://www.tomgreen.com/video/comedy_network/i
dex.html
its a cow brain boat dude and im gonna use you
instead of a cows brain

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:21 PM ahaha what?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:21 PM just go there dude

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:22 PM right...
u really a qualifies pyro?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:25 PM does putting petrol on a tennis ball, lighting
it up (inside the garage) and then accidently
lighting the petrol can on fire (whilst
stoned) then trying to put the ball out, but
end up kickin it into a stack of newspapers
setting them on fire, and going to use the
fire extinguisher but it doesnt work so i had
to blow it all out count as being qualified?
coz i think i handled the situation quite well
considering i didnt burn down the house

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:27 PM hahaha fair enuf

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:27 PM did u watch the video?

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:30 PM nope

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:30 PM u fucking slut watch it our i will make a
brain boat out of you

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:30 PM hahahah right

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:30 PM and i will

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:30 PM i will you know

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:30 PM you fucking guy

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:31 PM hahah what?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:31 PM you perfectly no what mr "pink"

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:32 PM you are crazy

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:32 PM hiding white knuckled behind your pinking text
i know who you are and your a government
conspiracy but together by those who deny the
facts of what it really is

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:33 PM hahaha
man i wish i was as stoned as you
how much smoked?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:33 PM sontes hurt man

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:35 PM who sent you?
was it Ivan?

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:35 PM haha

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:36 PM i loev you megan
uo were graet

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:36 PM WTF
dude?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:37 PM shit
wong person

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:37 PM i mean wrng

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:37 PM wrong

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:37 PM you know what i mean

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:37 PM haha funny prick

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:39 PM if you tell ivan what has been said he'll send
the government tax collectors and theyll eat
our money and tell on us for something

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:39 PM ivans not home...

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:40 PM thank god
we could have been killed
and that would have been bad
coz he doesnt know how to kill people
so like it'd be his first time
and the answer to your question is lucky 7

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:40 PM here hold this...

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:41 PM hold what?
i cant hold anything coz like this is a live
computer based text chat where you have chosen
the color "pink" which signifies a hidden
identity in todays society of which you are
terrible shamed

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:42 PM i seem to have lost a bomb, have you found it?

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:42 PM a bomb or bong?

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:42 PM bomb

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:43 PM oh
thats terrible
where did you have it last/

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:43 PM dont worry dude, im just quoting ivan from red
alert 2

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:44 PM i hope it doesnt go off
coz it might wake someone up

Chronos 2/5/2001 10:44 PM haha
AT LEAST I HAVE JOB

Tyler 2/5/2001 10:45 PM how dare you coprarate slave!
i have 2 things which the fuhrer has granted
me
good sex and pot


UPDATE: after seeing this thread, i get this message from him:

quote:

You have received a message!
jeez that explains it all now
i was wonderin why there was washing detergent all over the floor in the kitchen

HAHAHA i was rofl when he said that

This message has been edited by fatbitch on March 08, 2001 at 04:16 AM

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 07 2001,09:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

i crack me up.

i honestly can't remember the detergent thing at all. its all slowly coming back

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