The Eighth Day...
Then God said "Let us create one to quell the blithering imbeciles of this Earth We have created." And the Lord formed Dysorderia, out of his own flesh and blood, out of the images of Baywatch, and thus Dysorderia became a living soul.
And God spake upon Dysorderia, "We have created you in Our own image. Your noble task while on this Earth is to be a lifeguard. The lifeguard of the gene pool."
And Dysorderia accepted this task, and became the Almighty Lifeguard of the Gene Pool. Dysorderia spake upon the blithering imbeciles and they cowered. Dysorderia spake upon the wretchedly stupid and they cringed.
"You!" bellowed Dysorderia. "You! Out of the gene pool! NOW!"
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