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ic0n0 
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Apr. 10 2002,19:25 |
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 10 2002,20:12 |
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Get her a subscription to www.nifty.org.
Then tell her you want to act out the ones in the bestiality section.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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smartsnake
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Apr. 10 2002,21:39 |
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Yea nothin gets me turned on more then ones and zeros turned to in letters on a screen  (/sarcasm)
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,23:18 |
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"you aer teh secksiist gurl in teh world!!!11 You smell so good i want to lick youre armpit! I want to make love to you IRL... just like teh times we cybered on AOL, excpet no pokemon shit thhis tiem. I want to be wiht you."
If that doesn't work at first, keep repeating the message untill she gets a restraining order.
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Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
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Posted on: Apr. 13 2002,03:38 |
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| Quote (BlackFlag @ 12 April 2002,17:18) | "you aer teh secksiist gurl in teh world!!!11 You smell so good i want to lick youre armpit! I want to make love to you IRL... just like teh times we cybered on AOL, excpet no pokemon shit thhis tiem. I want to be wiht you."
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More personal anecdotes from BlackFlag's autobiography: "Huh? And P.S. Jews and Koreans Suck"
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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fatalbert
ism you is, or ism you ain't mine maybe...
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Posted on: Apr. 13 2002,18:55 |
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seriously??
a little piece of advice:
take editor's advice, and don't procreate...
and don't try BF's own personal list of favourite pick-up lines...
although they probably work on the type of woman he uses them on...eww
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 14 2002,19:45 |
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What works on the type of women that BlackFlag picks up is the $5 he gives them to get in the car with him.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Apr. 14 2002,23:20 |
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they also get upset when he asks for it back at the end of the night.
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Apr. 14 2002,23:25 |
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Yah, about 20 minutes later... 
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 15 2002,02:48 |
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20 minutes?
From what I hear, it's more like 2 minutes.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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