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ic0n0 
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,15:23 |
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For me an ideal girlfriend would be as fallows,
Should be more experienced then I am in sex.
Close to the same intelligence 145-155 area of IQ, I like intellectual conversation and do not like talking down to people.
Must be competent in written English so she can help me.
Must tolerant my geeky, qwerky nature.
Must tolerant my Internet addiction and computer love.
Must have good hygiene.
Must be healthier and more motivated then I am so she can compel me to work out.
Not a religious robot, I can understand peoples need for religion but I do not need it and do not like being forced to worship or practice something I do not believe in.
Must like me, and find my twisted sense of humor funny.
No weight restrictions so long as they are not obese or ultra thin.
Should not be a snob.
Edited by ic0n0 on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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DELUDED_BIPED
Disgustipated
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,18:44 |
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A woman that isn't intimidated by my size (6'9")
Sense of humor (cynical humor)
Like stated before good looking is a plus
A shared love of coffee/chocolate flake ice cream is a plus
A woman that likes to read
Intelligent
Concerned with politics
Generous/loving
Secure enough not to check up on me if I am out with friends.
and breathing is always a plus.
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[I]It's the way we sing that makes 'em dream[/I]
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,19:04 |
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The impossible list:
1. shorter than me by at least one inch
2. must be a geek of some sort (computer prefferable)
3. IQ 130+
4. must be a Nirvana fan, or at the very least, a fan of grunge or 'modern rock'.
5. cannot be a Democrat.
6. brown hair and eyes.
7. must have been born in america.
8. must play chess, or some other similar strategic board game. (stratego is acceptable, battleship is not.)
9. cannot shop at the Gap or Old Navy.
10. must wear denim regularly.
11. (this is the important one) must have sufficiently low standards to find me attractive and/or a good choice as a mate.
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DELUDED_BIPED
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,19:13 |
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Flag, were you aware of Henry Rollins stand on, and I quote, "those pussy ass bands from seattle?"
Not that you have believe in what he believes in...it just seems to me that he would be a little more grateful to the bands that got NKOTB out of business.
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chmod
Jedi Knight
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,21:13 |
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Oh yeah. I also can't stand girls who are too hyper-sensitive, like this one girl that recently got all pissed off at me when she blatantly misunderstood my comment. Meanie.
Edited by chmod on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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DELUDED_BIPED
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Posted on: Mar. 26 2002,22:19 |
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amen
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,00:56 |
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chmod:
What you do dude, is you walk up behind her real close. Just when she isn't suspecting anything, kick her as hard as you can right in the ass.
Girls love that.
Strategic board games: Othello. whoomp!
Hey BlackFlag, I know I usually give you a lot of shit, but really dude, you will be a lot more attractive if you stop being so down about yourself. Chicks dig confidence.
So, capslock-dude, are you really 6'9" or were you exaggeratin?
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,01:17 |
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Very true, kuru. I happen to be absolutely full of myself and have attracted quite a beautiful girl.
(Yeah, that one. I think she's changed her mind.)
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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chmod
Jedi Knight
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,01:39 |
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| Quote (kuru @ 26 Mar. 2002,16:56) | chmod:
What you do dude, is you walk up behind her real close. Just when she isn't suspecting anything, kick her as hard as you can right in the ass. |
Hahaha... I thought about that... but actually I just apologized to her. I'll keep that in mind for the future, however.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 27 2002,02:16 |
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It works dude. Confidence is very very sexy.
If you walk around like 'I wouldn't wanna be with me if I was a member of the opposite sex', then why the hell would a member of the opposite sex think anything other than 'I don't wanna be with that loser'?
And chmod, dude, if you want lessons.... I could help out.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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