Topic: the perfect mate
started by: just_dave
Posted by just_dave on Mar. 26 2002,00:48
Well I didn't know where to post this at so I went with the Sex thread because well most anything goes with sex right? Food, Toys... so on and so forth... anyways whats your idea of a perfect chick or guy (for the ladies)..Here is mine so far...
1. Likes computers
2. Likes me
3. Likes guns..
4. Shares common interest
5. Has a personality
6. Looks, dont matter all that much but its a plus...
add your ideas peoples.....
-dave
Posted by smartsnake on Mar. 26 2002,00:59
I like chicks first of all that like me (very rare mind you), are at least somewhat intelligent, have a personality and arent afraid of being a lil diffrent. Also if they like computers thats cool but thats once again rare.
Posted by editor on Mar. 26 2002,01:19
Bettie Page, with job, knows computers, and smokes.Other than that, I'll settle for any female still breathing.
Posted by chmod on Mar. 26 2002,01:25
A girl who (in no particular order)-Likes me
-is intelligent
-is funny/witty
-isn't a teeny bopper conformist pop culture-y type person
-Likes computers etc. (or at least doesn't mind that I do)
-Is comfortable with disagreeing sometimes, and honest
-Is not slutty or loose, and will be respectful
-Has a good personality
-Is a little shy or at least not excessively outgoing
-Is attractive
I don't think I've met anyone who fits this description. And if I have, then she was out of my reach.
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 26 2002,01:33
I want a girl who slams me in front of my friends, cuts the sleeves off her shirts, hates iced tea but like it hot, and never wears makeup. She knows she's pretty but likes to be reminded. She'll call my bluffs. She likes cats, but has never had one. She gets upset when I show up late, but forgets it three minutes later. She'll always let me pick up the tab.
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 26 2002,02:41
AHH! You just 100% described my friend, except she wears makeup. I mean, to the letter you just described her. And it's frightening because I'm talking to her right now. Infact, we're talking about how "she lost her butt" and how she wants more of a "bubble butt".She's cool
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 26 2002,02:55
Interesting... 
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 26 2002,04:20
I'd introduce you to her, but she's... well.. she's really, REALLY flirty. Don't get me wrong, I'm a good friend with her and I love her like a sister (just not an actually sister, because I hate my real sister), but she's really flirty. She'll walk up to you all "provokative" like and then out of no where "you got the answers for the science stuff?" then she copies your work and goes off to the next guy. She does it to me sometimes, but I find it funny. I'm just weird...
Posted by Indigo on Mar. 26 2002,07:20
The qualities I like in guys in no particular order areComputer nerd
Star Trek fan
Intelligent
Interesting
Dark hair
Tall (or at least taller than me, I am 5’2”)
Inexperienced with girls~ yet willing to learn
Willing to let me lead
Likes to be flirted with
Has goals is life and is actively pursuing them
Monogamy
Not living with their parents
Enjoys spend time with me in person (at least weekly)
Willing to communicate often (every other day?)
Friendship
Sense of humor
Willing to let me express my moods so I can work through them.
Not afraid of occasional conflict.
Lives near me
Likes to hold hands
Firecracker in bed ~ or at least has aspirations
Doesn’t mind a picky girlfriend
Posted by kuru on Mar. 26 2002,14:25
Has to be interesting, attractive, not like makeup or malls, despise the fashion tv network, intelligent, adventurous, unafraid of intelligence in a chick, must like guns and computers, must understand that I want to drive, better have a job to provide for himself (but not for me, I have a job) and not be a shallow jerk.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 26 2002,15:23
For me an ideal girlfriend would be as fallows,Should be more experienced then I am in sex.
Close to the same intelligence 145-155 area of IQ, I like intellectual conversation and do not like talking down to people.
Must be competent in written English so she can help me.
Must tolerant my geeky, qwerky nature.
Must tolerant my Internet addiction and computer love.
Must have good hygiene.
Must be healthier and more motivated then I am so she can compel me to work out.
Not a religious robot, I can understand peoples need for religion but I do not need it and do not like being forced to worship or practice something I do not believe in.
Must like me, and find my twisted sense of humor funny.
No weight restrictions so long as they are not obese or ultra thin.
Should not be a snob.
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 26 2002,18:44
A woman that isn't intimidated by my size (6'9")Sense of humor (cynical humor)
Like stated before good looking is a plus
A shared love of coffee/chocolate flake ice cream is a plus
A woman that likes to read
Intelligent
Concerned with politics
Generous/loving
Secure enough not to check up on me if I am out with friends.
and breathing is always a plus.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 26 2002,19:04
The impossible list:1. shorter than me by at least one inch
2. must be a geek of some sort (computer prefferable)
3. IQ 130+
4. must be a Nirvana fan, or at the very least, a fan of grunge or 'modern rock'.
5. cannot be a Democrat.
6. brown hair and eyes.
7. must have been born in america.
8. must play chess, or some other similar strategic board game. (stratego is acceptable, battleship is not.)
9. cannot shop at the Gap or Old Navy.
10. must wear denim regularly.
11. (this is the important one) must have sufficiently low standards to find me attractive and/or a good choice as a mate.
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 26 2002,19:13
Flag, were you aware of Henry Rollins stand on, and I quote, "those pussy ass bands from seattle?"Not that you have believe in what he believes in...it just seems to me that he would be a little more grateful to the bands that got NKOTB out of business.
Posted by chmod on Mar. 26 2002,21:13
Oh yeah. I also can't stand girls who are too hyper-sensitive, like this one girl that recently got all pissed off at me when she blatantly misunderstood my comment. Meanie.
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 26 2002,22:19
amen
Posted by kuru on Mar. 27 2002,00:56
chmod:What you do dude, is you walk up behind her real close. Just when she isn't suspecting anything, kick her as hard as you can right in the ass.
Girls love that.
Strategic board games: Othello. whoomp!
Hey BlackFlag, I know I usually give you a lot of shit, but really dude, you will be a lot more attractive if you stop being so down about yourself. Chicks dig confidence.
So, capslock-dude, are you really 6'9" or were you exaggeratin?
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 27 2002,01:17
Very true, kuru. I happen to be absolutely full of myself and have attracted quite a beautiful girl.(Yeah, that one. I think she's changed her mind.)
Posted by chmod on Mar. 27 2002,01:39
| Quote (kuru @ 26 Mar. 2002,16:56) |
| chmod: What you do dude, is you walk up behind her real close. Just when she isn't suspecting anything, kick her as hard as you can right in the ass. |
Hahaha... I thought about that... but actually I just apologized to her. I'll keep that in mind for the future, however.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 27 2002,02:16
It works dude. Confidence is very very sexy.If you walk around like 'I wouldn't wanna be with me if I was a member of the opposite sex', then why the hell would a member of the opposite sex think anything other than 'I don't wanna be with that loser'?
And chmod, dude, if you want lessons.... I could help out.
Posted by just_dave on Mar. 27 2002,03:00
I didnt think people would accutally post responses lol .. i feel better. Anyways, kuru, this aint a stunt or something but you sound like me along with a couple more comments from other people. Its kinda funny how all us computer nerds have the sames tastes?? 
-dave
Posted by Vigilante on Mar. 27 2002,03:10
The whole confidence thing is often a serious catch-22, ya know.
Posted by veilside on Mar. 27 2002,03:10
| Quote (kuru @ 26 Mar. 2002,16:56) |
| chmod: What you do dude, is you walk up behind her real close. Just when she isn't suspecting anything, kick her as hard as you can right in the ass. Girls love that. |
KICK her? i was expecting something different with all the sneaking up from behind, heh. but the girl chmod speaks of is highly cute, i wouldn't want to do that. plus, she's kind of really skinny, wouldn't want to break any bones
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 27 2002,04:08
confidence is hard to fake.
Posted by editor on Mar. 27 2002,04:24
Think about what confident would act like, and Act like it.
Takes about 15 minutes.
Lasts 30-45 minutes.
Very useful in business.
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 27 2002,05:57
1) Tall, dark, handsome ... a killer bod2) Smart but not arrogant (not in just one boring old topic, but a good variety)
3) Knows when to be serious, dead sexy, funny, romantic, sensitive ...
4) Knows more than 2 languages (fluent in 2 at least), and teach me the ones I don't know (and build up secret spy empire - but that's another story
)5) Sugahdaddaaay!!!!
6) Gives good massages (work it, work it ...)
7) Good cook (not that hard to be better than me
)8) Can keep up with me on the slopes
9) Can keep up with me on the dance floor
10) Can keep up with me in bed
11) Loves me - no playa behaviah!
12) And the epitome of finesse ... can make ball scratching look like an art (think of james bond scratching his balls ... hm ... nevermind ... )
and more ... but that's all I can think of right now
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Mar. 27 2002,06:05
Nikita: All I have to do is bulk up, learn how to ski, and learn how to dance, and I will be right there! 
(ot quote: Don't hate the playa, hate the game!
)<edit>goddamn smilies...</edit>
Posted by kuru on Mar. 27 2002,16:47
Because computer geeks have deep depth.We're just not interested in anything less.
Can I add 'Must absolutely not under any circumstances talk like a gangsta' to my list?
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 27 2002,18:23
YO BITCH! Whu da fuck be wron' wit' us gangsta mudtha fackoz? HUH?!?!/me runs in fear
Posted by LiNeY on Mar. 27 2002,18:57
the perfect man:- intelligent
- good sense of humour
- computer freak
- likes music
- listens, understands me, knows how to manage my moods
- respects me
- makes me just feel well when I'm around him
- shows he cares without making me feel trapped
there's a guy like that. And he's my boyfriend.
Do I have to mention he's also dead sexy?
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 27 2002,21:08
Liney, you mean modern music, like Sugar Ray and Puff Daddy, or real music, like Vivaldi or Chopin?
Posted by Anztac on Mar. 27 2002,23:36
Doesn't matter, 'cause as kuru mentioned, having no confedence is a turn off, and I have negative self esteem.How ever, my few requirements are intelligence, and an open mind. I'm not going to put in any numbers, or single out any girl, generalize people, but I'd want a girl who I could hold a conversation with...
well... actually, in the end I just want someone to hold...
Posted by editor on Mar. 28 2002,00:07
Mr Uber, have you considered any 20th century orchestral music? Turn of the century French tone poems? How about the originator of Ambient music; Brian Eno? Have you ever heard "Music for Airports", 1974? It's said that was played in SFO for a while... Bjork is very clever too...Meanwhile, Mr Anztac, just about all of us have that inner critic telling us we're no good; feel free to ignore that voice.
I agree with Kuru that the biggest turnon is confidence! You can fake it, you know...
Posted by chmod on Mar. 28 2002,01:22
| Quote (Anztac @ 27 Mar. 2002,15:36) |
| Doesn't matter, 'cause as kuru mentioned, having no confedence is a turn off, and I have negative self esteem. How ever, my few requirements are intelligence, and an open mind. I'm not going to put in any numbers, or single out any girl, generalize people, but I'd want a girl who I could hold a conversation with... well... actually, in the end I just want someone to hold... |
Same exact situation I have.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 28 2002,13:38
| Quote |
| The whole confidence thing is often a serious catch-22, ya know. |
Too much confidence makes you an asshole.
Too little makes you a spineless wimp.
There's some things im spineless about, and some things im an ass about. On average, im slightly on the spineless side, but i make up for it in other areas.
My main problem is that im not ready for another relationship. I'm still trying to heal after a very bad relationship over 2 years ago.
I know this might come as quite a dissapointment to many det-chix (and god knows who else), but i am not available.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 28 2002,17:09
I am not anything i am myself, i guess i have given up on attempting ask people out. I am to much of a pussy and i can not handle the rejection. It would destroy my fragle ego.
Posted by Vigilante on Mar. 28 2002,17:23
You two sound perfect for each other.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 28 2002,17:26
1. Must have a nice ass2. Can not be a gold diggin whore ...unless the ass is really nice.
3. Real boobies perfered ...I hate fake boobs ...lapdances are an exception.
4. Should have a job ...or job potential. At least be educated.
5. Must be smarter then me ...IQ > 160
6. Needs to have good personal grooming habits (read waxed)
7. Should have a wild streak ...the wilder the better
8. Sex should be more important then food ...or water.
9. Food should be served to me when I get home ...with a cold beer ...maybe a bj while I'm eating.
10. Must have Long dark hair ...to the waist is ok.
11. The perfect mate will bring home sexy co-workers to share with me.
This is just my general idea of a perfect mate ...nothing too specific.
Posted by editor on Mar. 28 2002,18:26
Isn't that a description of your fiance?
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 28 2002,18:29
That's why she's his fiancee lea-ther pics! lea-ther pics!
Posted by LiNeY on Mar. 29 2002,09:33
| Quote (Uberkommando @ 27 Mar. 2002,13:08) |
| Liney, you mean modern music, like Sugar Ray and Puff Daddy, or real music, like Vivaldi or Chopin? |
I mean music. For me, that term comprises anything from Gregorian chants (admittedly I listen to those kind of rarely, but I like them), over the baroque, classic and romantic epoque, to neoclassicism, jazz, and rock music, and even covers trance music. Britney Spears is NOT considered music
, but other than her and her synthetic-pop-alikes, I listen to almost anything. Favourites are: Verdi, Stravinsky, John Coltrane, Diana Krall, Billie Holiday, Billy Joel, Tina Turner, Bon Jovi, Tina Turner, Madonna...
Posted by Beldurin on Mar. 29 2002,13:33
| Quote (kuru @ 27 Mar. 2002,08:47) |
| Can I add 'Must absolutely not under any circumstances talk like a gangsta' to my list? |
Hater...
I agree that intelligence and understanding are very important.
Besides that:
-nonsmoker
-honest
-motivated
-understanding (of my quirks)
-likes being taken care of
-will tell me if I'm being an ass
-*cough* likes to give head *cough*
-adventurous (in several different ways)
-won't cheat on me
-doesn't want Spyder
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 29 2002,15:59
Lets see im looking for:-non-smoker
-keeps things really clean and shaved
-can hold an intelligent conversation
-im not concerned about chest size
-has a job
-takes care of her figure
-blonde, brunette, or redhead(I have thing for redheads
)-nice legs, nice feet
-likes to go for long walks and talk
Posted by fatalbert on Mar. 30 2002,02:47
I only have one preference:she must be < mine >
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 30 2002,02:59
you have reached a restricted area.
Posted by editor on Mar. 30 2002,03:02
I read somewhere that Yahoo is going to start charging for people to see the pix we post there.... maybe it would help if I went to Yahoo, but I am lazy.
Posted by Dysorderia on Mar. 30 2002,05:34
| Quote (editor @ 29 Mar. 2002,22:02) |
| I read somewhere that Yahoo is going to start charging for people to see the pix we post there.... maybe it would help if I went to Yahoo, but I am lazy. |
maybe you should get an account with < Netfirms >?
Posted by editor on Mar. 30 2002,06:01
thanx, but I just need to learn to FTP into detnets server without crashing it.... and I'm lazy...thanks, though
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 30 2002,06:31
| Quote (LiNeY @ 27 Mar. 2002,13:57) |
| - listens, understands me, knows how to manage my moods |
God, is ther anyone like that on this planet? I hope shes out there.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Mar. 31 2002,02:58
Make me feel good about myself