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damien_s_lucifer 
Emperor of Detnet
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Posted on: Mar. 16 2002,01:27 |
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fscking double post!
Edited by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Mar. 16 2002,01:37 |
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I’ve got “my hand is so soft, damn lefty”
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 16 2002,03:16 |
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Well Wiley, he ran a pretty good lie until I caught him. It took a month before the inconsistencies started appearing, another week before proof was conclusive, and then I let him have it.
He was actually a good liar, managed to keep it straight in front of a lot of people.
Then I started finding out about the dishonorable discharge from the Air Force, the other girlfriend, the other other girlfriend, and a few other things.
He had me fooled for a while, but not forever.
As for the nice guys.... there was this one really great dude that I met who did something incredibly sweet for me, is really cute, was great in bed and just all around a nice guy. Other things made it somewhat an impossible situation.
Course, all but for the ONE lying sack of shit, they've all been nice guys.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Mar. 16 2002,03:28 |
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Hmm... This asshole sounds familiar... Was his name Jeff?
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Mar. 16 2002,16:56 |
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No, it was Nick.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2002,02:00 |
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| Quote (editor @ 15 Mar. 2002,12:51) | why would you sleep with....
oh never mind. |
lol
that was just too funny to not laugh at, in my opinion.
did no one else catch that or something?!  
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solid
Kiloposter
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2002,02:07 |
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| Quote (liquid metal @ 17 Mar. 2002,18:00) | | did no one else catch that or something?! |
... *motions to talk by openening mouth and taking a breath but closes mouth again* ...
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Solid - Stating the obvious, one post at a time.
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CatKnight
Jedi Republican
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2002,06:14 |
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when i was having sex with the psycho bitch last year, when i tried pushing in deep she said "OW! don't do that!"
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[url=http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/d/b/dbl125/dfa.jpg]If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you can possibly imagine.[/url]
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2002,13:02 |
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Average penis length=5-6 inches.
Average vagina length=5-6 inches.
I've said this before, and ill say it again..... If you've got an 8 inch porn star dick, what do you do with the extra 2 inches when you're banging a chick?
Pay attention to pornos..... the cock rarely goes all the way in, and those girls are profesional fucking cock-holsters! Think of all the nerve endings not getting stimulated.....
Maybe having a bigger dick makes you feel better in the showers at your gym, but i like having a penis that can fit inside its intended recepticle.
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2002,15:11 |
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| Quote (BlackFlag @ 18 Mar. 2002,05:02) | | i like having a penis that can fit inside its intended recepticle. |
And how deep is your boyfriend's ass?
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