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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 23 2001,19:06  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

ok so seeing as optics has to be THE most boring lecture i have ever had the misfortune of experiencing on top of falling asleep for 45 mins straight in one lecture to pass the time i do stupid sexual innuendos to do with math. now these may not be 100\% accurate as i am taking some artitic licesense but here goes:

"sin and cos are in bed. sin goes to cos 'no fair why do i always end up with my ass being tanned when i go over you!?'"

"women have a nice pair of sin curves that i would like to integrate my function of x(y) over"

"how do you differentiate between sin and cos? sins the slut who always likes to be on top and go down on cos. but cos gets his revenge by doing one over on sin afterwards"

"if ya smell what the rock is cooking! he's cooking some poontang pi"

like i said optics is VERY boring

thankyou and goodnight!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 23 2001,21:28 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

integrate my perpendicular section into her parabola...
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 23 2001,23:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

do u get THAT bored? geez..

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 24 2001,02:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I take back my post a while ago...THIS is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 25 2001,00:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I need to take the derivative of your curves and then find your limit approaching O...

Who said that one? miNus, Rhydant?

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-- (boobs)x + (legs)y
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lim (hotsex)delta x delta y
u->O -----------------------
sqrt(you^2 + me^2)


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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 26 2001,10:24 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I was about to say...

'Twasn't me that spake that gay shat.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 26 2001,17:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
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I need to take the derivative of your curves and then find your limit approaching O...

Who said that one? miNus, Rhydant?


Yours truly.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 26 2001,19:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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I was about to say...

'Twasn't me that spake that gay shat.


Zip it. I was talkin about calculus - and you gotta reach pretty far down into calculus to find even a remote innuendo.

Now if you'll excuse me - I have to resume watching Fist of Legend. *snap* (Ouch. That's 58 fractures thus far.)

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 28 2001,19:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I got a new one.

I wish you were x^2 and I was 1/3 x^3, so I would be the area under your curves

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Somebody shoot me...no, wait...shoot CK

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