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An old friend of mine told me about this position, it's called the "rodeo":

Get your girl in the Doggystyle position. Enter her and lean over and grab her breasts. Now, "accidently" blurt out that her breasts are almost as big as her sisters. See how long you can hold on (at least 8 seconds should be good )

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ok well here is my theory behind the right/left handed thing

you use your right hand (assuming you are right handed) for that proffessional, refined touch, becuase you know exactly what you are doing

but you use your left hand because even though its not as 'experenced', this can be a good thing cause it kinda feels like someone else is doing it for you

make sense?

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
but you use your left hand because even though its not as 'experenced', this can be a good thing cause it kinda feels like someone else is doing it for you

make sense?

maybe, but i rather say the people that switch hand because they're jackin' off in front of their computer (alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa or alt.sex.fetish.potatoe.salad.and.beer) use their left hand because the direction keys (such as the arrows, the shurtcuts to skip the the next message or picture and the mouse) are on the right, so they would have to stop, put their now sticky hand on the keyboard or the mouse and return jacking with their now cold hand...


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i like to be on top, because then i can ride the guy hard and fast and it gets me off like crazy.

i've gotta be careful though, i tend to scratch the hell out of his chest and bite his collarbone.

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i like to be on top, because then i can ride the guy hard and fast and it gets me off like crazy.

i've gotta be careful though, i tend to scratch the hell out of his chest and bite his collarbone.

Sigh... im thinking WE need to hook up and leave askheaves here.
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Plus, you have that 70's porn star groove going for you. I'm just a mear boy.

I wonder how I ever scored with chicks having you on the same planet.

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aww guys don't fight. please. seriously.

people are gonna start thinkin i'm some kinda ho or something

can't we all just get along?

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because they're jackin' off in front of their computer (alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa or alt.sex.fetish.potatoe.salad.and.beer) use their left hand because the direction keys (such as the arrows, the shurtcuts to skip the the next message or picture and the mouse) are on the right

dude, did you ever consider that people dont always jack off to porn on a computer screen? one of my friends actually suggested the left hand thing - and he didnt have a computer at the time

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dude, did you ever consider that people dont always jack off to porn on a computer screen?

Yeah. It doesn't have to be porn on the computer screen for me. Sometimes that Clippit thing seems to work for me.

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