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Topic: what's your favorite position and why?
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 28 2000,01:46

this forum has been so slow...lets liven it up a bit! sooo?

Posted by incubus on Dec. 28 2000,02:10

I have two - one is with her on top, sat straddling you (facing you) while you both hold hands (your arms both to the sides) while she slowly rotates her hips ...

... and the other is of course doggy style just because it feels so nice as penetration is deeper.

Ooooh, I've gone all flushed now! lol

Mike

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Posted by blanalex on Dec. 28 2000,02:14

I prefer on a chair while looking at alt.sex.goat and the kleenex box near my left hand since the right one is busy...

Oh! you mean the position when doing it with someone else???

Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 28 2000,10:18

quote:
Originally posted by blanalex:
I prefer on a chair while looking at alt.sex.goat and the kleenex box near my left hand since the right one is busy...

You sick bastard! You use your RIGHT hand!? thats just discusting.

Posted by hyperponic on Dec. 28 2000,11:49

mmm...goat pr0n...

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 28 2000,13:36

I have always liked the 69 position. It gives me fill access to my woman, and I get to have fun as well. Plus when you get ready to go you can always toss-um down on the sadle :-)

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Posted by Willy Pete on Dec. 28 2000,14:23

Doggy and her on top are pretty good. Also like standard missionary with a pillow under the hips for 'depth' and same with her knees hooked over my elbows while I use my arms to support myself over her. That REALLY gets it deep inside!!

Watch their eyes grow wider with that one, just don't flop down when you've arrived, else you'll fold the poor girl double!

Posted by Greasemonk on Dec. 28 2000,19:15

i like doggy style because you can go deep and fast. Another good one is hang off the couch a little and have her straddle you, you can go really deep with that one too.

Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 28 2000,22:48

quote:
You sick bastard! You use your RIGHT hand!? thats just discusting.

I'm right handed, so I of course started on my right. One day, Adam was talking about one of his friends whos jack arm got hurt and put in a cast. Of course his friend suffered greatly with only his left arm free...

So, I decided to put in the time to be ambijackstrous just in case of future emergencies. I started only going left... it was a rocky start, and I had some bad outings, but now I'm just as good with either one! I just alternated each time! Now I just need a poster with a big arrow that rotates on a brass clip to point to either "jack left" or "jack right". I'll switch it everytime, and that way I don't loose track!

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Posted by blanalex on Dec. 28 2000,23:31

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
So, I decided to put in the time to be ambijackstrous just in case of future emergencies.

I'm ambijackstrous too, but not for the same reason... I don't want my dick to be curved to the right, so switch hand time to time to keep it straight

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Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 28 2000,23:42

mine curves to the right, and ive only ever used lefty(i dunno why, im righthanded) but i think it may have had something to do with my golf spike mangling in 3rd grade...

This message has been edited by Sithiee on December 28, 2000 at 06:43 PM

Posted by hyperponic on Dec. 29 2000,09:32

"golf spike mangling"?! *shudder*

Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 29 2000,23:55

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
golf spike mangling

Mabey my memory is playing tricks, but don't you have 1 nut... or only 1 that works... is that why?

Anyway, mine curves left, and I used to jack right, so mabey lam0r blanalex is on to something... let's take a hand/curve survey. I've always though that it was just how it IS and not my jack style. Mabey I'm wrong...

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Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 30 2000,01:30

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I'm right handed, so I of course started on my right....

er...you missed the joke...the truely sick part of your post was the alt.sex.goat thing...

ahhh...nevermind

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Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 30 2000,03:13

i have 1 and 1 half nuts. i think only one works. i cant say for sure, because i know of no way to test these things...

Posted by askheaves on Dec. 30 2000,23:53

All sex is beautiful sex as long as it's with the one you love... or behind her back with an acquaintance or stranger.

Even reading '69' or hearing it in conversation makes me almost cream my pants.

I jack right, curve left. It's curved that way since before I started using my hand.

And I've been hearing good things about this 'Reverse Cowgirl' position (girl on top facing away), but I haven't had the ability to test it in over 1 1/2 years.

Posted by rise888 on Dec. 31 2000,18:55

jack left, curve left here.

i like the spooning-sex position, very intimate. gf doesnt like doggy style, she finds it degrading...yet she's willing to grab onto the table and let me at it from behind... missionary is great also, very intimate, ill have to try that pillow thing sometime. it feels great when she's on top but facing the other way, love how i can "see" everything when she leans forward in that position, good for quickies hehehe

Posted by Evil_Monkey on Jan. 01 2001,00:06

pr0n at comp = jerk with left
other = jerk with right

but always lean to the right. Kinda disturbs me when I get a woody and it's like drunk or something. "No ocifer, this is my nose."

Is that gonna affect my "some day, some how" performance?

Posted by rise888 on Jan. 01 2001,01:10

i used to be a rightie, but once i got my computer it was more efficient to jerk with left, plus it felt different at first, maybe even better. < www.jackinworld.com > for different techniques, never tried em tho.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 01 2001,14:32

The revers-cowgirl is nice, but it is always a bit dificult for me to finish. I like to see the breast bounce up and down. My wife prefers doggie-style with her on her stomach (not hands and knees). But enough about what men like, what about women?

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Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 01 2001,18:50

hahaha

Posted by Alarion on Jan. 02 2001,05:39

An old friend of mine told me about this position, it's called the "rodeo":

Get your girl in the Doggystyle position. Enter her and lean over and grab her breasts. Now, "accidently" blurt out that her breasts are almost as big as her sisters. See how long you can hold on (at least 8 seconds should be good )

Sorry, I couldn't resist

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 02 2001,10:23

ok well here is my theory behind the right/left handed thing

you use your right hand (assuming you are right handed) for that proffessional, refined touch, becuase you know exactly what you are doing

but you use your left hand because even though its not as 'experenced', this can be a good thing cause it kinda feels like someone else is doing it for you

make sense?

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Posted by blanalex on Jan. 02 2001,12:32

quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:
but you use your left hand because even though its not as 'experenced', this can be a good thing cause it kinda feels like someone else is doing it for you
make sense?

maybe, but i rather say the people that switch hand because they're jackin' off in front of their computer (alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa or alt.sex.fetish.potatoe.salad.and.beer) use their left hand because the direction keys (such as the arrows, the shurtcuts to skip the the next message or picture and the mouse) are on the right, so they would have to stop, put their now sticky hand on the keyboard or the mouse and return jacking with their now cold hand...

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This message has been edited by blanalex on January 03, 2001 at 07:33 AM

Posted by kuru on Jan. 02 2001,16:15

i like to be on top, because then i can ride the guy hard and fast and it gets me off like crazy.

i've gotta be careful though, i tend to scratch the hell out of his chest and bite his collarbone.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 02 2001,16:43

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i like to be on top, because then i can ride the guy hard and fast and it gets me off like crazy.
i've gotta be careful though, i tend to scratch the hell out of his chest and bite his collarbone.

Sigh... im thinking WE need to hook up and leave askheaves here.
I have lots to offer.
I have a good job, Im well armed, and i like being bitten and scratched!

Welcome back!

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 02 2001,16:53

Plus, you have that 70's porn star groove going for you. I'm just a mear boy.

I wonder how I ever scored with chicks having you on the same planet.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 02 2001,16:56

aww guys don't fight. please. seriously.

people are gonna start thinkin i'm some kinda ho or something

can't we all just get along?

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 02 2001,19:35

quote:
Originally posted by blanalex:
because they're jackin' off in front of their computer (alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa or alt.sex.fetish.potatoe.salad.and.beer) use their left hand because the direction keys (such as the arrows, the shurtcuts to skip the the next message or picture and the mouse) are on the right

dude, did you ever consider that people dont always jack off to porn on a computer screen? one of my friends actually suggested the left hand thing - and he didnt have a computer at the time

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 02 2001,19:49

quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:
dude, did you ever consider that people dont always jack off to porn on a computer screen?

Yeah. It doesn't have to be porn on the computer screen for me. Sometimes that Clippit thing seems to work for me.

Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 03 2001,05:34

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:

can't we all just get along?

That would be very dull. Let's break off into factions!

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 03 2001,10:11

Kuru, if I wasn't in love with ch1ckie, I would ask you to marry me right now (not to mention that being married thing).

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 03 2001,10:52

hey whtdrgn, no offence, but have you EVER made a post where you dont refer to your wife or being married? its almost like you use it as a bragging tool. every single post (well, most) you make you mention being married! get over it!! i know we are!

hehe j/k dude, no offence, really!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 03 2001,12:39

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Plus, you have that 70's porn star groove going for you. I'm just a mear boy.
I wonder how I ever scored with chicks having you on the same planet.

Well....

ah fuck it. its way to easy with a setup like that.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 04 2001,02:09

that's ok wht, i think i've gotten all the male attention i can handle from this forum.

sides, i don't think i'd be your type.

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Posted by solid on Jan. 04 2001,10:57

BAH
do you have any idea how much the experiance intesifies with porno? for me anyway.

my fav positions-
1 doggy.
2 on the wall, that one gets me going.
3 standard missionary, i like how 2 stomachs get together, thats a lotta meat in contact.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 04 2001,13:35

If you mean that I am bragging because I get more sex then all of you you are wrong. I am married and that means live with get none.

I talk of my wife alot because she is the biggest part of my life. If you want me to stop talking about her then FUCK YOU! I have made post not mentioning my wife. Read the LISP thread, or my POstgre or MySQL tread (which I went with Postrgre). I have a few priorities in my life and they go as follows:

My Faith
My Wife
Everything Else.

I was also thinkg that this is a free forum, and that I could use it to vent. I might be venting about my wife, or other things. Why don't you stop making no fucking sense!

quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:
hey whtdrgn, no offence, but have you EVER made a post where you dont refer to your wife or being married? its almost like you use it as a bragging tool. every single post (well, most) you make you mention being married! get over it!! i know we are!
hehe j/k dude, no offence, really!

If you like I could talk about my friend larey who died of a drug overdose, or Bruce who shot himslef, or Nick who got hit by a drunk driver. I was a total looser before I got married, and wy wife helped me turn my life around. I was working at Ikon making 7.50 an hour fixind copy machines, and she encouraged me to complete my programming degree. Now I work for a very well off consulting company making enough to support my family, and then much more. If I talk about her alot it is becuase I love her more then anything in my life, and if it were not for her I might be dead right along with my friends.

Sorry about ranting, but as you can see - my wife is more then the women I married - she saved my life. When you get married, and come to love a women in teh same way, you may just eat your words. And about bragging - Im married and your not :-P

Oh yea, I am also not old enough to drink, so it's not like I am some old bag of bones. A lot of you might be older then I am.

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This message has been edited by whtdrgn_2 on January 05, 2001 at 08:45 AM

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 04 2001,13:38

Mabey I should talk about my Gay lover?

He likes it hanging from the celing, in an inverted Japanese sex device.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 04 2001,14:00

quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
He likes it hanging from the celing, in an inverted Japanese sex device.

The St. Andrew's cross is fun too... They have a nice one at Pandora's in NYC. One at Hellfire is padded and just dont feel right.

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Posted by hyperponic on Jan. 04 2001,14:25

quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:

My Faith
My Wife
Everything Else.
[snip]
I am also not old enough to drink

apologies for going even more off topic here (guess most of us geeks are under-sexed)...anyway. i'm 20 at the moment. can't imagine getting married now. can't even imagine having faith now.

"sides, i don't think i'd be your type." - you're such a little bad-ass, kuru

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 04 2001,15:34

Well, I got married 6 days after my 18th birthday, and I became a father 3 weeks later.

I don't have any regrets, and the only thing that I would change would be that fact that I didn't spend enough time with my wife before we got married.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 05 2001,06:20

quote:
Originally posted by hyperponic:
you're such a little bad-ass, kuru

I prefer "ball-buster"...

hehe, ok now I'm just being MEAN!

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Posted by incubus on Jan. 05 2001,14:16

ouch PG ;o)

BITE his COLLARBONE? That's gotta hurt. Having nails scratched down your back is kinda nice though ... but I don't think my collarbone's for biting lol

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 05 2001,16:39

i've never actually drawn blood, and it has always seemed like a welcome thing.

i don't think i bite very hard, then again i'm not usually thinking consciously at the time i'm doing the biting.

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Posted by weasel on Jan. 06 2001,05:21

if you use both hands, you have no curve

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 07 2001,12:09

Damnit Kuru, stop teasing me!

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This message has been edited by whtdrgn_2 on January 08, 2001 at 08:37 AM

Posted by kuru on Jan. 08 2001,01:19

teasing you?
i thought you were in love with ch1ckie.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 08 2001,12:18

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
teasing you?
i thought you were in love with ch1ckie.

???

what does one have to do with the other?

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Posted by directhex on Jan. 08 2001,18:04

i am back from my sabbatical, here to give my valued opinions on all sorts of irrelevant crap. *round of applause from all*

and my fave position is: sitting. i won't go into details, but suffice to say it's the position that leaves me with the least chance of pain. plus, it's pretty deep as far as positons go.

--directhex

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 09 2001,09:43

quote:
Originally posted by directhex:
and my fave position is: sitting. i won't go into details, but suffice to say it's the position that leaves me with the least chance of pain...

er...we are (well most of us) talking about having sex with other people and not in front of the computer.

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 09 2001,16:22

Kuru my love for ch1ckie has nothing to do with my lust for you!

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Posted by directhex on Jan. 09 2001,18:04

*raises an eyebrow*

sitting position. look it up.

--directhex

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Posted by blanalex on Jan. 09 2001,23:36

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
er...we are (well most of us) talking about having sex with other people and not in front of the computer.

Hey! That's my line!

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jan. 09 2001,23:50

Nope, its Wolfguard's by default, sorry.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 10 2001,04:48

sorry dude, you already went for ch1ckie.... i'm not about to start some big huge detnet love triangle.

anyway, wolfguard, if you need that kama sutra explained to you....

find a chick cuz i'm busy showing it all to askheaves.

seriously tho, sitting isn't bad.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 10 2001,10:37

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
anyway, wolfguard, if you need that kama sutra explained to you....

He never mentioned that he was with another. Just that he was sitting

Don't need the kama sutra explained, just a quick demo so i know i got it right.

Get on the Turnpike and get off at 28. Take rt1 nor...

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 10 2001,11:49

Detnet love trianlge. Well I can't see that heppening. CH1ckie is the one for me, even if she doesn't "present" herself the way you do :-) If you ever get bored give me a call, I'll show you why they call me the "Italian Stallion"

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Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 10 2001,15:34

i think sex with animals is illegal

Posted by peregrin on Jan. 10 2001,16:11

not with all animals, and it is less likely to be illegal in wisconsin, depending on the animal

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Posted by directhex on Jan. 10 2001,18:02

Ayatolah Khomeni says:

"It is loathsome to eat the meat of a mule, donkey or horse if someone has had coitus with it."

but then, he ALSO says:

"If a woman starts menstruating during prayer, the prayer is void."

i don't see THAT one getting adopted in the west...

--directhex

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 10 2001,19:48

dude, just stick with ch1ckie. askheaves has my hands full and i'm quite happy about that.

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Posted by kai on Jan. 10 2001,20:25

will you just fucking shut up about askheaves

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Posted by hyperponic on Jan. 11 2001,09:55

quote:
Originally posted by kai:
will you just fucking shut up about askheaves

amen

Posted by kuru on Jan. 11 2001,09:59

will you just not fucking quote something 3 times that was JUST SAID.

make your point and be done. redundancy sucks.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jan. 11 2001,10:56

Kuru, would you consider letting me in on some of that thang if I promise to shave down there for you and do something else afterwards?

I have good coordination, plz thx.

Posted by hyperponic on Jan. 11 2001,11:48

looks like someone touched a nerve...

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 11 2001,12:48

So I will never have the love of Kuru. If I cared I mightbe depressed :-) Well if Ch1ckie won't marry me, and Kuru wont * me. I guess I will have to start reading the threads about "jacking"

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Posted by incubus on Jan. 11 2001,14:51

orrrrr maybe you should look for other women. Kuru's gonna reinact the Kama Sutra and make a sequel with askheaves

ch1ckie is going with a steady b/f ... i'm sure i've said this before but GO OUT AND FIND SOMEONE
OTHER THAN A BUNCH OF LETTERS THAT ALREADY LIKES SOMEONE ELSE!

this has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the reality party.

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Posted by incubus on Jan. 11 2001,14:53

mmmmh apologies if that sounded overly hostile, it just impractical, mmmkay?

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 11 2001,15:19

Mabey you should consider the fact that I am married, and am only trying to add a bit of lively humor to this bulliten board. I will say the same thing that I said to Kuru in an email. I do _NOT_ want Ch1ckie or Kuru. I did the Ch1ckie will you marry me thread as a joke to all of the <<* is a cutie>> threads. Chill the fuck out. I am a 20 year old computer programmer from Ohio, married with two kids (yea so what fatbitch). I read books, write code in my spare time, and play with my kids. I like the detnet comunity, and find most of what goes on here amusing, but I have little in common with you.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 11 2001,17:04

quote:

will you just fucking shut up about askheaves

Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 12 2001,05:41

so, what, now your better than us?

heh, just kidding...

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 15 2001,16:29

I'm better than me i am. try figurin THAT one out!

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 16 2001,12:44

I never said that I am better then anyone. I said that I am joking. And that if you take me or any one on this forum 100\% seriously, you need to see a damn doctor, so he can fit you with a nice comfortable white shirt, and put you in a padded room.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 16 2001,12:48

quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
so he can fit you with a nice comfortable white shirt, and put you in a padded room.

The huggy shirt and the mattres room!? YEA!!!! Where do i sign up?

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Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 16 2001,19:34

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
heh, just kidding...

This message has been edited by Sithiee on January 17, 2001 at 02:35 PM

Posted by kuru on Jan. 17 2001,03:55

wolf, can i come too? i love the mattress room, and i'm pretty good at chewing off the huggy shirts so i can use my arms again.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 17 2001,10:24

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
wolf, can i come too? i love the mattress room, and i'm pretty good at chewing off the huggy shirts so i can use my arms again.

They say you are always welcome in the mattress place

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,02:46

wait. are these the same they who told me that the rules are you hafta be naked in the mattress room?

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 18 2001,03:14

First rule of mattress room: You don't talk about mattress room.
Second rule of mattress room: You don't talk about mattress room.
Third rule of mattress room: You must be nekkid.

Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 18 2001,03:42

4th rule of matress room: only two guys to a room.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,03:55

is askheaves gonna be one of them?

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 18 2001,10:35

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
wait. are these the same they who told me that the rules are you hafta be naked in the mattress room?

your never naked when you have the huggy shirt on

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,11:08

they don't give me a huggy shirt. they make me go in there naked.

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 18 2001,11:45

Well Kuru, if you go into my padded room, I will let you were a shirt (just nothing else).

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