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Between the size of a penny and the size of a nickel.

If you're feeling around, and find something the size of a coin of any size, that's probably it. It's a little rougher texture than everything around it. Even if you miss by a little and apply pressure, it feels good.

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I find most women have another secret love spot. It's a little tricky to find and requires proceeding with the following steps to the letter.
1. You can only find the spot under the lighting in a fancy restaurant.
2. You will never find the spot if you have money in your wallet ...this must be gotten rid of in said restaurant.
3. The secret spot must be brought to the surface with liberal amounts of alcohol.
4. A trip to an ATM to get more money, and then the action of buying "pretty stuff" for her is a must.
5. You can now try and touch the spot. It is located just above the panty-line but below the belly-button. You will know you are there as you are proceeding down towards the top of the panties and hear the words "Oh shit, my boyfriend is coming!"
6. Run you dumbass!
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,10:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Could we maybe stop talking about hot spots and proceed to actually TOUCH them?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,14:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Could we maybe stop talking about hot spots and proceed to actually TOUCH them?



/me buys ticket to germany....

Give me time to get there

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quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Between the size of a penny and the size of a nickel.

If you're feeling around, and find something the size of a coin of any size, that's probably it. It's a little rougher texture than everything around it. Even if you miss by a little and apply pressure, it feels good.


Believe me, when you find it, she'll let you know!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,20:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
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Aaaah, help! I don't know what a 20p piece is!!!!!

Need some help Nikita?


no! she's all mine!

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*breathes deeply*

Hah! You're too late!

*breathes deeply*

She has joined the dark side.

*breathes deeply*

I found out the other day that I can do a KILLER Darth Vader impression with a disposable plastic cup.

luke, i am y0 fatha, it si tru!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 14 2001,01:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

only 2 inches in?
so whats this about chicks liking guys with big dicks?
2 inches!?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 14 2001,01:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Guess you're safe then, eh Rhydant?
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 14 2001,03:33 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

hey, FUCK YOU heaves.
i do not have a small dick.

but that was a funny joke. heh

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