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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
I wonder what the prereqs are to major in porn star.


Hmm, leave your own opinions on what they should/would be...

Male:
Penis over 7 inches
70's hairstyle
chesthair, but no other hair
Average build, maybe slightly overweight

Female:
No pubes or a 'design' in the upper pubes.
At least a 34b-c area
Must be shorter then male counterparts, so height should be around 5'5-5'6
Thin or average build
Nice ass, esp. for anal films/scenes
Nice lips, esp. for blowjob scenes


Anyone else?

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Most women in porn films are at least moderately attractive...

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It would depend. I mean .. it's like in Deuce Bigallow, where you have the really high class Gigallos, and then the fish that's trying to hump the scuba diver..
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Just be me.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
[b] I wonder what the prereqs are to major in porn star.


Hmm, leave your own opinions on what they should/would be...

Male:
Penis over 7 inches
70's hairstyle
chesthair, but no other hair
Average build, maybe slightly overweight

Female:
No pubes or a 'design' in the upper pubes.
At least a 34b-c area
Must be shorter then male counterparts, so height should be around 5'5-5'6
Thin or average build
Nice ass, esp. for anal films/scenes
Nice lips, esp. for blowjob scenes


Anyone else?[/B][/QUOTE]

You forgot:
Male:
Lift weights alot
Own or be a member of a Golds Gym

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You forgot:
Male:
Lift weights alot
Own or be a member of a Golds Gym

I have evidence which contradicts that. 2 words: Ron Jeremy

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I have evidence which contradicts that. 2 words: Ron Jeremy

I guess thats evidence there is always 1 exception to every rule..

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It always disturbs me that people can pull the names of porn stars out of there head. Who cares what their names are. Just watch.

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Dude, everyone knows Ron Jeremy... he's the people's champion.. he's a fat hairy dude and gets to score with hot babes. us horny guys who aren't studs don't connect with those "stud's" who get the hot chicks.. We connect with Ron Jeremy.

Though, personally, I've never seen his films.

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