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The problem with me is that every time I jerk off or try to do so (i'm 16) I usually don't stay hard enough to get off, this is when i'm using the normal method, grabbing the shaft and jerkin up and down, but i usually get soft after 10- 20 min into jerking. there is another method that i use that works for me, which is using my index and middle finger and rubbing up and down the shaft. I get off, but i'm barely hard. I've never had sex before and I'm worried that when i start that i'll be a waste if 7'' Does anybody know what's wrong with me?
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that is wierd... doesnt sound like ur getting enough stimuation, you sure youre doing what feels best?

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Problem with massturbation, huh? Well, first off, you spelled it wrong. But seriously, maybe you should try looking at porn! Hello, the internet is so full of this crap, a six-year-old could find something to whack it to, and he probably won't even want to! May I suggest whacking at the comp or printing out a picture of stuff from the following site I find good: http://www.lesbians4free.com

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Well you certainly came to the right place with 2 JIZZ MASTERS in your presence!

<aside>Ok, I've decided Floyd can run with me as Vice JIZZ MASTER. If he choses to oppose... I'm the incumbant, so I have a much better chance at taking the lead again and again! </aside>

Anyway. First of all, you MUST stop your current masturbation mettod that work! I MEAN IT! It's not like I'm against diversity, but this will DEFINATELY cause problems in any future love-life that you may have! The thing is, you start when you're 14, and first get laid when you're 18 (standard l33t hax0r ages)... that means you've prbobably masturbated 1000 - 2000 times!

Here's my point... if you get used to a certain stimulation over the years thousands of times, your penis is going to freak-out when you've got a real vagina to cut into! BAD!

So here's what you gotta do... you need to change your method, and SOON. It'll take some practice... a little work... but in the end, it's going to be very important for you.

Laying on your back, with porn, lotion, full fist generally the closest you can get. Now about the flacidity issue...

Are you circumsised? That could make a small difference. Are you using lotion? Try with and without... some people prefer one or the other. Are you using porn? If you can't access it from your masterbatory perch, make sure you close your eyes and try to imagine some. You're not gay (I think) so staring/consentrating on your junk isn't going to help much. Alothough, some people enjoy watching themselves in the mirror. Give that a try!

But here's the KEY issue! LISTEN UP! You have to stop using your current release method. If you can't get anything going, just stop, and try again tomorrow. Eventually if it's been 1 or 2 weeks since you've came, your penis will give in. It's like training a dog off canned food to kibbles. At first it resists, but then it get's hungry and just goes with the flow!

As far as technique... make sure you're not going too fast or too slow. My general recomendation is 140 beats per minutes (general tempo of a dance song).

Hope that helps! Let me know if everything cums out alright!

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wow personguy if anyone coule be the jizzmaster you could.

anyways onto advice.

perhaps you should try in the shower, or bath. the difference in environment could be enough to put you over the edge so to speak.

about the pr0n thing make sure you check it out prior to commencement, make sure the weiner is rock hard and your feeling the sexy, this will help.

try a public place - the fear of discovery will only increase your pleasure (and speed), if your not brave enough for say a park, try the living room in your own house. make it a game, see how far you cum shoots in one room, then see if you can better it in another!

last of all, relax and have fun. it's a natural and beautiful thing and you shouldnt feel any pressure.

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Public? Really? Mabey that varies from person to person to person...

You see, ALWAYS have an "escape plan" for if someone walks in. You know, what I'm going to put over my lap. But anyway, the point is, a few times someone has walked in and I was forced to use my "escape plan". Anyway, I don't care if they left the room 3 seconds after they came in... INSTANT NOODLE! It's like a turtle in it's shell, and it's not coming back out for a few hours till it knows it's safe!

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Personguy, are there no locks on the doors where you come from?? Even if I had an escape plan I don’t think I could remember it while spankin’ it

Hehe, once I did it while I was driving. That’s the most public place I have ever done it. Before you call me a sick twisted fuck let me say that it was an eight-hour drive and, well, I got board.

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Well yes I've done it in a car once, but its really hard because there isn't much room to move, especially when ur about to cum. Lotion is a really good idea. Showers and soap I have found work well, but do it early when u get in the shower or your hand will prune and you could rube yourself raw with a pruned hand.

Porns works well, but make sure you can find stuff that you really like. Most importantly though is not to over do it. I had the problem where I wacked off a couple of times a day for a few weeks then I just got numb to the whole thing and it was hard to wack off to anything. Moderation is the key to a long life of successful wacking off.

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could be worse...

Your hand could fall asleep while whacking it....

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Oh no... Whacking it when your hand falls asleep is the BEST! Feels like someone else is doing it.

In many a drunken stuper I've actually completely passed out while whacking it. Thank god I don't have any roommates!

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