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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,18:16  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Post you response and reasoning here.
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,18:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
My computer is female and her name is Ezri.

Im thinking my roommate is bored and is just typing shit for fun. What do u think?

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,18:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Niether....

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My computer is both male and female. It gives me pleasures from both sides. It is the bringer of games and online shenanigans (typically male) and also the supplier of my pr0n (typically female... wait, always female).

I've always thought of my computer as a tool... kind of like your roommate, portrman.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,20:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
so basically you're saying it's a she-male..

you did mention something about chicks with dicks in that other thread didn't you askheaves?

j/k! heh heh

for me, my old reliable celeron is definately a dude. you can't faze him. And my new duron 900 is a testy but very fun female. I gave her a new paint job saturday.

Oh, and jim, if you cant saying something nice, shut your pie hole.

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well my personal computer at home has not been referred to as a sex by my friends, but it has been noted that I love and care for it, as is proper.

However before getting his new computer my friend had Mr Clunky, and old Cyrix 166, 32mb, and 3 gig hard drive. And yes he was a tad clunky, but he replaced the old Mr Clunky which was a 486. His new computer is called Miss Difficult, because she is. If any computer could be a woman it would be his.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,20:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
i'm not sure. because I wouldn't say my computer has balls, but I wouldn't say it's a woman.

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I kinna agree with kai, but if it would it would be a woman... a woman constently PMS'ing. Like, a month goes by in an hour... although, lately she's been ok... must be the new Linux distro, Midol ;P.

Oh yeah, random thing... I'm not sure if this is totally correct, maybe a chick can tell me, but I'm pretty sure on boxes of midol it says "do not use if you have prostate problems"... guess that means good ol' Richard Simmons can't use it...

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2000,23:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
whats up askheaves!! that be low man.

although demonk laughed at me for it. meany!

This message has been edited by portrman on November 27, 2000 at 06:12 PM

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My main box is a chick. Her name is Xiola, and she MUST be female. After all, she's had a few babies; it seems to happen every time she gets an upgrade...

The rest of my machines are sterile males. They get thrown out when they break.

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