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Uberkommando 
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2002,06:37 |
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1) Metal splinters hurt like hell.
2) Flush beats a straight.
3) It's not recommended to wear a t-shirt from The Onion when taking class pictures.
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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just_dave
Town Naysayer, and court jester..
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2002,16:20 |
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1. 2+2=4...
2. 1+1=10
3. The teacher is always right
-dave
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Yup, I like people, they taste good, except for clowns... they taste funny.
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LiNeY
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2002,20:09 |
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1. People are even more evil than you ever thought.
2. People will never stop to surprise you.
3. Somehow, life always goes on.
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"All shall love me... and despair!" - Galadriel, Lady of Lothlórien
LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2002,22:03 |
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1 + 1 = 10
But what the hell is a 2?
0.) New numbering systems suck.
1.) Students can too be fooled by instructors on April Fool's Day
10.) It is not possible to wash a load of clothes without losing a sock.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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just_dave
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,00:25 |
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| Quote (kuru @ 03 April 2002,04:03) | 1 + 1 = 10
But what the hell is a 2?
0.) New numbering systems suck.
1.) Students can too be fooled by instructors on April Fool's Day
10.) It is not possible to wash a load of clothes without losing a sock. |
Kuru, think binary my dear  1+1 is 2 but in binary its 10. I was wondering if someone was ever going to catch that it was base 2.
-dave
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Yup, I like people, they taste good, except for clowns... they taste funny.
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kuru
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,00:54 |
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I know what binary is. I do math in binary. Hence asking what the hell '2' is.
A person who works always in binary has never seen the digit '2'.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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just_dave
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,01:40 |
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| Quote (kuru @ 03 April 2002,06:54) | I know what binary is. I do math in binary. Hence asking what the hell '2' is.
A person who works always in binary has never seen the digit '2'. |
OHH ok .. hehe I misread ya post sowwy 
 
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Yup, I like people, they taste good, except for clowns... they taste funny.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,03:20 |
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No worries mate.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,03:47 |
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More lessons learned today:
1) Lambda = Wavelength -- My mind kept creeping back to Halflife during physics class. ("Must... Find... Lambda Core...")
2) "Advocate Moronicide" t-shirt in front of friends = good.
3) "Advocate Moronicide" t-shirt in front of muscley retards accusing you of being a racist Hitler wannabe = bad.
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,06:28 |
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Hmm...t-shirt choice causing problems? It's nothing like this!
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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