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Any unusual or particuallarly stimulating meathods out there?

Sorry, I don't really have any that I can think of.

Oh, and when was your first time? Any walk-in horror stories? (heh)

Mine was 14.5 right after I got out of the pool in the bathroom with the hand (that's a comical reference to clue.... LAUGH!).

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"Masturbation is self-improvement" - tyler durden

i like masturbation, although sometimes its tiring, and its also a bit messy, but it feels nice, so its all good, right?

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I'm not even touching this thread
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Remember kids-
Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2000,17:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i had a friend in juvinal hall and he says their preferd method was the "fifi"
a ruber glove with jergans (or the lube of your choice) placed at one end of a towel and semi-tightly rolled up, with the end of the glove stiking out of one end
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You never seem to make much sence, Brandon... (for some reason or another).

Could you explain that again in more detail? Mabey draw a diagram? Where does the glove go? And the lotion? (seriously, I'm totally confused)

And Anztac, Anztac, Anztac... I know your young, but you need to come to terms with your penis. (seriously, I really mean it)

Oh, and it's not always safe, cause one time one of my IDIOT friends thought it wouldn't get her pregnant if he wasn't actually INSIDE her... I mean like |===)~~~~~~0

The moron...

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"Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you are only screwing yourself."

I used to like it for about 3 months, but it got old around my 13th birthday.

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I'm going to guess that your either a girl, or still 13, Ansible. I don't think it's supposed to kick in that early anywaze, of course you lost intrist...

Ok everybody, so what's your record? On day I just barely squeezed in 7 in a day (had to work up to it).

YOU'RE ALL JUST A LITTLE TOO SHY! NOW GET OUT THOSE HANDS AND... TYPE ME SOME FEED BACK!

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You know I read somewhere or another that Sega is italian slang for masturbate.

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Well that just totally changes the meaning of those "SEGA!" commercials!!

Yah, does anyone know how to say it in different languages??

"to give pleasure to oneself"
in latin>
"ipse delectatare"
pronounced>
eep-say day-layk-taw-taw-ray

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