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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 04 2000,14:51  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Ok, Greasemonk... so let's have that other story!

Hehe, oh and it doesn't have to be revenge on ex-es... revenge on anyone will work...

I'll post my revenge when I have more time...

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 04 2000,16:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Well here it goes. My ex was being a real bitch to me and finally I got sick of her bullshit. She is one of those jobhoppers, doesnt have a job for more than 2 weeks. So she finally got a job with the cable company and she likes it alot!! She had been giving me free cable for like 8 months. So she got me pissed off one night and I emailed the cable company and told them she was giving me free cable. She would have got fired if she hadnt stopped giving me cable 2 months before that. She called me wanting an apology and I told her fuck no. She put me through hell and I will never do that. She hasnt called me since, hallelujah!
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Had a customer that would not pay for server work that was completed. Knowing that he kept his server on an outside wall and he stored his backup tapes on top of the server this is what i did.

I took the emitter from a 5k watt microwave oven. got a piece of wave guide from a guy i know. got a 12vdc to 120vac inverter and a long extention cord. set the emitter up on the other side of the wall where the server sat. plugged it in for 5 min.

can you say that microwaves and magnetic storage dont mix? Not to mention what it did to the hardware.

Buy the time the guy was looking for someone to fix it everyone in the area knew he screwed me. He finaly called me and i told him since he had an outstanding ballance i would need 񙇈 cash just to return his next phonecall.

I love being a dick.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 05 2000,05:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
ive always wanted to get the gun out of a microwave, but i never seemed to have and extra microwave.

my friend works at a jamba juice and there was this one co-worker who never did anything to help and was mean to everyone, one day the co-worker finished with his shift and came back down to the store and ordered 8 smoothies, and my friend said "why dont you come back here and make them" and the guy said "no i want you to make them" so my friend made the eight smoothies then took them in the back, he spit in one, dipped his entire ball sack in another, took a carrot and wiped his ass with it and stirred it around in another. the guy got the smoothies and left drinking the ass carrot one.

my friend does some fucked up shit

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I've done some revenge type things a few times. All having to do with piss....

2 I can think of off the top of my head were:

Pissing in this guys shampoo bottle.
and topping off a beer bong with mine and about 3 other guys piss and then having him shoot the thing.

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