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I have too much time on my hands and/or I have way too many calc classes. Anyway, as I was heading to a math review session with my friend Kat and her friend April, I tried to tickle Kat to get her to giggle like crazy. Her friend April warned me that if I tried to tickle her again, that she would slap my ass infinitely hard. I then explained to her that in order for her to smack my ass infinitely hard, my ass would have to have an infinitely small area! I then showed her my nice firm ass, confirming that it is not infinitely small. I then derived a formula describing how she could approximate hitting my ass infinitely hard by summing the force of her hand over a set of small ass elements, called delta A. By splitting up my ass into infinitely small differential ass elemtens, she could integrate the force dF over time dT, and using the fundamental theorm of calculus: dF/dT * dt/dA = dF/dT, which is the differential impulse neccessary in order to hit my ass infinitely hard.

then she sucker punched me in the stomach, at which point I fell down gasping for air. I was late for my calculus review session.

oh, almost forgot:

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ok...that was scary
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CK=Dumbass

Sorry had to point out the obvious.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 02 2001,23:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
By splitting up my ass into infinitely small differential ass elemtens, she could integrate the force dF over time dT, and using the fundamental theorm of calculus: dF/dT * dt/dA = dF/dT, which is the differential impulse neccessary in order to hit my ass infinitely hard.

No no no, see, you need to integrate dF/dA, ie force per ass, and -then- use the Fundamental Theorem. And I need to get a life.

::goes back to studying for this stfu calc quiz tomorrow::

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its a shame relativity prevents me from kicking your ass to jupiter and back with an infinite force.

although they is such a thing as infinite pain. i.e kicking you in the nads repeatedly!

and even using calculus to cause you physical pain isnt reason enough to like using it.

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then she sucker punched me in the stomach, at which point I fell down gasping for air...

figures.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 05 2001,01:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
i'm learning integrals now, i think i'll present that to the class
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 05 2001,03:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
lol great tell me how it goes
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summary of this thread, so far:

CK: "look at me blah blah blah I flashed my ass at some girl and then though I'd show my incredible intelligence by making an equation for slapping it. I think I'm sexy."

what a faggot. CK, if you're reading this: we don't need to know every gay detail of your life, nor do we care. I'll repeat that again, so stop slouching over in your chair (probably masturbating) and read this carefully: WE DO NOT CARE. Thank you.

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