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liquid metal 
i make this look good
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Posted on: May 04 2002,17:40 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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Jimi
Caffene powered rant machine
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Joined: Oct. 2001
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Posted on: May 06 2002,11:00 |
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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WrineX
quite bitter being
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Posts: 77
Joined: Dec. 2001
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Posted on: May 06 2002,13:06 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment. |
Oh my god, it makes me look likeWiley
Yuck! 
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redpanic
Nero fiddled...
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Posts: 48
Joined: May 2002
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Posted on: May 07 2002,17:46 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
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The truth is a virus.
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just_dave
Town Naysayer, and court jester..
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Posts: 535
Joined: Apr. 2001
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Posted on: May 07 2002,18:03 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Empire State Building. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
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Yup, I like people, they taste good, except for clowns... they taste funny.
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: May 07 2002,19:24 |
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Joined: May 2000
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Posted on: May 07 2002,21:29 |
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| Quote (liquid metal @ 01 May 2002,20:58) | | I only seem to beable to do it once.. any way around that?! |
if you didn't figure it out yet, just hit ctrl-r or refresh in IE... dunno what it's called in nutscrape.
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