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Post Number: 11
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Necromancer
Ace Rimmer
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,02:09 |
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cool but jiu jitsu isnt a form of karate just thought i'd point that out.
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Post Number: 12
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,06:53 |
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Wait a minute. He tried to feel up your girlfriend while she was sitting on your lap? Is he fucking stupid?
Now keep in mind I flattened this guy and I didn't even have any relationship ties to the girl in question. God help the man who tries to touch my fiancee ... God or the E.R. doctor, whoever sees him first.
-------------- There is no round with your name on it. They're all labeled: "To Whom It May Concern"
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Post Number: 13
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one
virtuoso
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,09:49 |
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Yes, the fucker actually came right up to me, sat down next to me, and started playing with her hair, then "working his way down". I think he was partially drunk, but I heard from a friend sitting close that he was acting jealous and said, "he[me] doesn't deserve her, she should be with me."
I asked him what the fuck he was doing, and he got up, and when I got up he looked like he was going to try to push me back down (I honestly think he was trying to provoke a fight the whole time) so I jabbed him at the base of his throat so his head would come forward and he'd lean back (reflex), then I caught him on the backward momentum and punched him straight in the face. He fell over a low table in front of the couch. It was quit dramatic, since everyone had placed their glasses on the table. When he got back up and tried to hit me, I grabbed him by the hand and put him in a quick wristlock, then gave it way more twist than necessary. He was on his knees sort of twitching at that point (wristlocks are pretty hard to deal with) so I called him a bitch and pushed him over. He got back up and left with another kid.
Triumph!
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Post Number: 14
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fatalbert
ism you is, or ism you ain't mine maybe...
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,21:11 |
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I punched a twink twice in the nuts for hitting on me... I was sitting on this weird low couch thing, and didn't have the patience to get up and hit him in the face...his nuts were the only humiliating kill spot I could reach... you might think I'm mean for hitting a homosexual, but I did give him ample warning...even after I told him that I'd hurt him if he didn't stop talking to me, he tells me he just wants to stick his d*ck in my bum...and then, as the stomp would say, Snap!!! he's okay though...I saw him two weeks later in the same place, looking gay.
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Post Number: 15
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jim
Asshole
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,21:15 |
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I would have first puked, then killed the mother fucker.
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Post Number: 16
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forumwhore
Fear Me, I Am Change.
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,21:24 |
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fear of the fag is xxxxxxxx.
ignore the fag.
Just more girls for you is what I think.
Hey, aren't you married, J?
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Post Number: 17
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,03:45 |
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Be careful when you bag a fag, fatalbert ... they might like it.
Yeah, it was uncalled for ... until the point where he told you he wanted to stick his dick up your ass. That's just inviting the asskicking.
Same way with my situation. I probably would have let him off with a standard "grab by the neck, slam against wall and threaten" had he shut the fuck up - but he just had to take it to the next level and say that he wanted to get my friend drunk and take advantage of her. Bam.
-------------- There is no round with your name on it. They're all labeled: "To Whom It May Concern"
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