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i'd go for the dye myself.

with the laxative, they get the shits and stop... but you probably won't find out who it was.

blue dye, on the other hand, will inform the whole office.

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Where would you GET dye like that?

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get a mini-fridge and put it close to your cubicle. a lock will also help.

or you know, the laxative is always good. maybe some in a thermus of cold tomato soup or something.

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You can take it from here.

Rhydant, can you tell us the lightbulb reference???
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or you could put razor blades in it like I do every Hallowee....er...wait...where's the "cancel" button?

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I prefer glass.

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