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Pravus Angelus 
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| Quote (Nikita @ 31 May 2002,08:35) | I would have ripped their fucking vocal chords out of their filthy throats and shoved them chords up their stupid cunt ass so every time they farted they'd know/remember to get their ass out of my fucking way
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Nikita, That is so hot. 
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Dysorderia
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Posted on: Jun. 01 2002,00:02 |
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| Quote (Nikita @ 31 May 2002,11:35) | | fucking vocal chords |
<aimless troll>how can you fuck a vocal chord?</aimless troll>
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
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Wiley
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Posted on: Jun. 01 2002,00:54 |
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Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth.
Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though.
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veistran
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Posted on: Jun. 01 2002,01:06 |
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| Quote (Wiley @ 31 May 2002,18:54) | Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth.
Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though. |
That's all, I'd have guessed with someone like Dys it'd be extra. I guess you're the expert though.
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damien_s_lucifer
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Posted on: Jun. 01 2002,01:53 |
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a hundred bucks?
I can get you one for $5, or whatever the going rate is for a rock.
As for children swearing... I take great pride in continuing the education of my niece, which was begun by her mother a couple years back.
She knows not to use bad words when it's inappropriate, but when it's time to let the profanity fly she's got a mouth that would embarass George Carlin.
Pretty good for being eight years old, huh? Heh... I love that little bitch 
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^Evil_Matt^
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Posted on: Jun. 04 2002,08:46 |
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If you belive most si-fi movies (well, at least the ones i've seen) society will eventually lose it's hang-ups about things. Just look at all the unisex shower scene
Reminds me of when whoopie goldberg was on jay leno a few months ago - she said she taught her grand-daughter to say fuck. It was beeped out, so i think it was fuck. I just laugh at little kids when they try to insult me. my little bro called me a "stupid shit fuck hole" last week and i just looked at him and cracked up laughing. Where do these little kids get their words from?
Little kids might hear singular swear words, combine to make longer, often in-coherent swear words. it might be like chinese whispers - it starts out "You ass-licking stupid fucking cunt" and degenerates into "You stupid ass-fucking cunt" and so on until it makes no sense.
"Surely not every kid swears like this or knows someone who does?" someone might ask - that's why we have the internet! Even simple, innocent things may be corrupted by the internet take this for example. It's an Age of Empires Clan site's guest book. For those who couldn't be bothered looking, here is some highlights (or lowlights), mainly from "Li_ploy43" aka "Lis_Revenge" aka "Li_Ploy". He (or She) is apparently 14 years old and goes to college:
Li_ploy45:"*VENOM* I have sa-em ta say too u you bastardbitch cum sucking mother fucking golden gay cunt face you sucks schlongz all day for enjoyment 'cos you're a dong sprog licking peice of shit and I'll curse *VENOM* instead of Vegittie having too wast his time with sperm wadz like you so I'm takin' care of buisness now you fucking scrubberdillion (Homo who goes around and fucks everyone he/she sees and NOone could ever go out again 'cos your so desperate you would hire a great scientist too clone you one for each person in the world so suck your dada's schlong Q: "Do you even know what a schlong is dildo?" (P.S. I wrote this message in bloody 25 seconds the whole thing so I can write anything in shorter time than anyone in the world and I'm only 14"
Li_ploy: "Supp, I'm currently not loged in I have this too say don't mess with me or Alex or Vegettie you fucked uo cummer 'cos were are the Webuserz so if you fucking cuss any of use I'm 14 and I'm in college so don't fuck with me I could kick the living snot out of you and I could beat you in anything you little fridget...Supp, Webuserz "
Li_ploy45: " Fucking Anonymous That is fucking it now you've insulted my familia you cunt face motherfucker cum sucking cunt sprog licking slut gaybo peice of shite assramer cumsperting schlong sucking peice of shite GIRL fudgepackin' baka shingle rattling tosser U fux yaself 'cos you're gay and you always will be gay U schlong incoherant dong sucking logger crapper slut gay fucking cunt sucking whore gay cunt lickin' schlong fucking your own shite you're so fucking desparate Dopero bitch schlong tosser x-infinite-x-unlimited bitch fucking gay cunt hoe fucking schlong cunt faced lump of shitty fridget cummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<says swearwords 4eva> And that was only U calling my mom gay. U slut listen I have more anger than anyone in the fucking world I bloody killed a person 4 just insulting my clothes so don't fucking mess with me you gay slut cunt faced Nad NumNum sucking schklong gay cunt faced hoe."
He took the words right out of my mouth.......
(edit: remove approx. 100 "!"s after "cummer"
Edited by ^Evil_Matt^ on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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kuru
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Posted on: Jun. 04 2002,13:28 |
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What the fuck was your point?
It started off good with the thing about 'hangups', but then became lost in a sea of fucking incoherence.
Learn to rant understandably dude.
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^Evil_Matt^
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Posted on: Jun. 05 2002,04:03 |
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that is my point - incoherent swearing like that has no point.
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Bozeman
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Posted on: Jun. 05 2002,15:59 |
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Inignokt: Scratching explitives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust... and friendship.
I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force! I thought the above quote was pertinent to this topic... well, not really....
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Wolfguard
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Posted on: Jun. 05 2002,16:42 |
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| Quote (Wiley @ 31 May 2002,19:54) | Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth.
Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though. |
even then he most likely will not have the reach to make it that far.
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