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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,19:38 |
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ack!
tmi
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BlackFlag
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,20:19 |
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| Quote | Which is why only a very stupid man would ever get into a pissing *race* with a female.
We can empty in a hurry. |
so why the fuck do women take so god damn long in the bathroom?!
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kuru
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Posted on: Apr. 04 2002,21:52 |
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Because it's a 'high overhead' event for many women.
The actual act of pissing itself is relatively short lived; however most women have many other time consuming attributes that increase the total pit stop time.
Consider for example that the average woman (not kuru) dressed to go out is wearing a dress, pantyhose, heels, makeup, lipstick, hair spray, and jewelry.
Consider also that she has at least one and more often many female companions also with her on the outing.
The following bathroom scenario unfolds:
Enter restroom. Look under doors for feet to find available stall. Check for toiletpaper. Hang purse on hook. Put paper seat cover on seat. Carefully lift dress and silde pantyhose down. Hold dress up, maintain seat cover position and squat above toilet. Expell urine. Hold dress up out of toilet while removing suitable toiletpaper from roll. Fold toilet paper. Wipe. Drop toilet paper in toilet. Carefully work pantyhose back up over ass and adjust while not letting dress fall into toilet. Put toilet seat cover into toilet. Flush. Obtain purse from hook. Exit stall and approach sink. Soap hands. Wash hands. Rinse hands. Use mirror to check makeup. Make necessary repairs. Reapply Lipstick. Primp hair. Apply hairspray. Adjust necklace clasp. Converse with female companions at sink about who is wearing what and the current state of Mary Jane Rottencrotch's sex life. Fawn over each other. Insist someone else try this new designer perfume. Complain loudly about the lack of paper towels. Realize the men have probably been hovering outside the door for 15 minutes. Sigh in exasperated manner. Exit restroom.
This is the most common scenario I see in the bathroom.
Now I prefer the Go in. Sit down. Do business. Wipe. Stand. Flush. Wash. Exit. method.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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veistran
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,06:25 |
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it probably helps that men don't need stalls just to take a piss... stalls take up a lot more room than a urinal.
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,06:39 |
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I take great delight in peeing off the highest thing I can find. Record is 8 stories.
I propose that Kuru's Manual of Female Liquid Elimination With Social Protocol be enshrined.... somewhere.
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