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ok, im a relatively new driver, i admit. i took the car to school today, and when i was backing out, it accidently tapped this car behind me(which was basically parked illegally) and then when trying to get off it, i tapped a different car. yes. i wanted to crawl in the deepest hole there is and never come out. i was scared as shit. well the cops come over (this was at my school, and we have like 4) and yknow, theyre like "ok, this isnt so bad." and they tell the dumb ho drivin the car illegally parked (she was in it, and could have warned me) that itll come off with a little scrubbing, and then they go and get the dude who owned the truck i bent the license plate of (which they straightened out just fine). Then the guy comes out after like 10 minutes and was like "sure, no problem" and he was cool about it.

now for the real rant. while i was waiting for them to get the dude who owned the truck, they started talkin to me about it. first he wants to see my license, which he then claims is a permit, and that im driving this illegally. its called a temp, 1 permit + 1 temporary license = one license good for 90 days, and yes, it was still good. so after proving his limited intellect, he asks me how i happened. and i admitted, im a new driver, and i didnt check to see if there was someone there, and then when i was going forward, he asked what happened. i said "well theres a problem with the accelerator, where it sort of fluxuates" and then he snaps "well, you need to admit, this is a new car (99 jetta) and theres nothing wrong with it, and youre just inexperienced." ok, explain to me this. if my mom, who has been driving a good 35 years or so, and is the best driver i know can see this problem, why is it that its my fault? or maybe it could be that just cause a car is new, doesnt mean its not broken. and then the other cop goes on to say that i need to get an automatic transmission (cause you know those are so much easier to judge THE END OF THE FUCKING CAR) because i obviously cant handle a clutch. because its new, so theres no problem with it, right? well, needless to say, i hate cops, i feel like shit, and i still wanna crawl in that hole.

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Some cops are assholes; others are pretty cool, it's pretty much as simple as that. I've met both kinds before.

Security guards are always assholes, though.

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I FUCKING HATE cops.....they're useless sacks of SHIT. THEY HASSLE people and in the mean time real crime goes on. I'm particually salty about traffic infractions...especially speeding!! I've been driving for five years, and I've gotten two speeding tickets in that time. Now you might say that's a fair amount, BUT if you consider the fact that I've driven across country 3 times and I drive all the time, I'd say that's pretty good. But of course they think that 60 is SOOO fast, yeah right....at least they didn't get me at some of my faster excursions.....

That's it I'm DONE

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Most of the cops around my area are pretty lenient with teenagers. Remember those "racial profiling" lawsuits in L.A.? Well, around here, I've noticed a lot of... well, we can call it "age profiling". A few cops, including the one who decided that I at fault in a failing to yield situation as I yield to all the cars observing the posted 35 speed limit, and then the redneckmobile truck flying towards me going 70 that I can't see over the hill has to swerve to miss me, well, that is reckless driving, bucko. Anyway, I had to go sit in traffic school for 8 hours. It was gay, but uh, I got referred to a high-performance driving school and I went and took a week of classes there. It was sweet, learning how to shift the weight of the car to controllably spin it, wooo. yeah.

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ive only been involved with cops one time.

once when i was like 12, i was riding bikes with friends and i hit a nail with the front tire of my bike. i hit a pickup truck (it was parked) and flew over the handle bars into the flat bed part. the bad thing is, the guy that owned the truck was in it. he called the cops and said i was 'vandalizing and destroying hit property' NYURRR!!!! the cops came i was scared shitless. the cops told the guy they couldnt press charges on my becuase i hit a hard rubber bumber and i did no damage to the car. mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Cops are the trash collectors of the justice system.

They exist solely to supply suspected lawbreakers to the courts. Unfortunately, cops have the luxury of being the system's gatekeepers; they have the authority of placing people in the system or letting them go free. But that is about it. From then on it is up to the people to discuss the matters of fact in a jury format, the judges to ponder the matters of law, and the lawyers to perpetuate the adversarial system and their respective arguments.

Thus, cops are nothing but garbage men...with shiny badges and guns. 45\% have "little-man's syndrome" and 85\% are stone-cold cocksuckers.

Fuck the police.

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well said whiskey. the other 15\% are the ones who work desk jobs and/or deal with the real criminals who need the bad treatment we get.
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FUCK THE POPO....and yes I am drunk...
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I got stopped when I was 14. The cop was pretty nice, but he stopped me for bullshit because he knew i looked young. That shit pisses me off when i actually got the ticket for something i didnt do wrong so he could stop me without problems. and then the idiotic fucking hick judge give me, a 14 year old kid, traffic safety school before ieven register for drivers ed. i couldn't believe somebody was actually that fucking retarded.
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Wait, you were 14, so I'm assuming you didn't have a licence. You think that driving w/no licence is OK?
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