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PostIcon Posted on: May 21 2000,15:10  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Because, one day I would like to be a l33t hax0r like yourself.
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PostIcon Posted on: May 21 2000,23:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It's true. You start to think like IRC. The net is sucking us in Neo, and I don't know what it's going to do ...

Like my friend the other day reminded me once about when someone referred to talking as "face-mail" ... somethings going wrong ...

Come on, how many people have said lol in real life? I've come so close so many times ...

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How to get a life.

Step 1) (the hardest) Turn the frickin' puter' off. Just for a few hours at first, then gradually up to a day at a time.

Step 2) You'll now find yourself bored at first. A good place to start is a playground. Take a friend, or, if you still don't have friends yet, a family member. Try the teeter-totter or the swings. They're fun - yes, I'm being absolutly serious.

Step 3) Go into public places where you can find friendly people. Bars are a common meeting ground, but I suggest a club of some sort that you have interest in. They're usually more desperate for intelligent people and leadership. Also, churches tend to be highly fulfilling and full of open people.

Step 4) Yes, you can continue using the computer. But keep cutting down... maybe only to an hour or two each day. Things will gain momentum as you meet more people, and eventually you'll be in full possesion of your new life. Treat it carefully, for it's hard to regain if you lose it somewhere. Then come back to detnet and post your success story to motivate others.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 22 2000,14:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

GORK! BLASPHEMY!

/me guns his processes
/me deletes his account
/me reports his REAL earnings to the IRS
/me sends nasty memo with his signature to his boss

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I got a life, it's so cool. What I did: I got a job that let me play on my computer all day, but that's not what did it, I have a t-1 at work, and dial up at home, that's deterrant enough. So, I play on the computer all day and then there's nothing new to look at when I get home, unless you get into pr0n, but the thing is, that's all done late at night, so the time between work and ritualistic pr0n is the time you spend with people you know, it worked for me, but i don't know if it will work for you.

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Turn off the computer? And just how in the hell do i do that!?

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I know how to restart the computer, but the art of turning it off I have yet to master. Please share this great knowledge you have with us.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 24 2000,13:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

You may need to bring in outside help. Try calling an electrician to cut the power off to your house for a few hours.
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an hour on the net is an hour wasted, when you could be doing something else like going to the gym ... saying that though I always end up geeking all afternoon.

has there ever been an l33t hax0r who works out ??

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ahh now i know my problem
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