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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 29 2001,16:17  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
oh you KNOW IT
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 29 2001,21:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
if you can get to his internet settings, change his dialup prefix for everything (or modem init string, whatever) to dial *69 (then a pause) before dialing his isp. He tries to log on the internet, it doesn't connect and he is charged Ũ.75. He gets confused, tries again... Ũ.75. See how long this goes, and his mom will freak at the phone bill.

Another fun one is to replace his mouse cursor with an identical one, but with the hotspot way on the other side, or fully off of the cursor. That'll drive him nuts.

you could play with the autocorrect funtions in word and add profanities everytime he types common words (it, and, but, for, you, i, etc).

i got a million of them

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DKB- im sure you know how to make pasties. how to get the photograph though is another thing..

try looking on pr0n sites with pics that look like his mom (its hard, i know.. considering how old his mom can be). i found this one for this chick who works at Y.tv and im gonna email it to her coworker.. see what he thinks.. lmao.. and then im gonna watch it when theyre together.. he just might keep looking at her and thinking about it.. loooooool thats as funny as hell

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,02:50 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Originally posted by Bozeman:
The shaving cream bomb

tahts fucking brilliant man. fucking brilliant
or, go rent a paint ball gun. freeze the paint balls and shoot up his house/car/flower garden. whatever. theyre like BULLETS. frozen paint balls flying at 200+ mph.
and ic0n0, this is destruction of property. not fucking assault. idiot.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,04:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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go rent a paint ball gun. freeze the paint balls and shoot up his house/car/flower garden. whatever. theyre like BULLETS. frozen paint balls flying at 200+ mph.

As long as they are like BULLETS, you might as well be using BULLETS. Just paint balls will get you in enough trouble already, let alone, frozen, BULLET-like ones. Destruction of property is a real good idea. Idiot.

Better idea: rent a couple paintball guns, (or buy them) and play against your friends, you will soon forget the stupid ass who trashed your girlfriend.

And kuru, while you are right about his computer not doing anything wrong, neither did his tires, his paint, his engine, or his fucking porch. I'm suprised you would say something that hypocritical.

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Why couldn't you do anything to stop it? Just get in his face and tell him to stay away from your girlfriend (assuming your girlfriend also wants him away). Simple. If he doesn't, then kick his ass in a fair fight. You acted like a coward then, and now, to make up for it, you want to do something even more cowardly. If I'm wrong about the situation, then please feel free to go into detail about what happened.

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Personally, I think it'd be a lot better if you could somehow get him to delete his own files

Now thats an idea!

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,13:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
i know those things did nothing wrong, i'm just more sympathetic to computers.

i don't really give a shit about other objects.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,14:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
coward? HA you asking for a can a whoopass to be opened on yaz. i aint gonna go into details so ner >:P

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,19:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
stop whining!

i'm a cop you idiot!

you lack discipline!

you son of a bitch!

well i hope you leave enough room in your stomach cos i'm going to ram it with my FIST!

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 30 2001,22:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
your a cop?!
wait a minute, dont they call you 'Mounties' from where you live?
hehehe

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thats canada...damn canadians....
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