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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,23:40  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

shoe horn?

car jack?

medical calipers?

traffic cone?

pneumatic drill?

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Quote (one @ 18 July 2002,15:30)
I have, and when I do it's like...still way tight, liuke "damn, there's no way I'd ever fit in there!"

In the words of Obi-Wan
Use The Force!!

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 19 2002,05:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Traffic cone!
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!
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RF,
LMAO.

Sorry, can't help, but just HAD to coment.
Luck, by the way.
You're in the same boat as the pizza boy - so close, but you still can't reach it...

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 20 2002,05:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

The most backward ego-stroke I ever received during sex:

"Ow fuck! I think that went past my cervix!"

:D

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 20 2002,07:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Personally, i wouldn't know what to say in that situation.  Maybe "are you alright?  want me to continue?".   But that had to hurt her like hell!

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I'm not going to comment on Detnetters with big dicks...

OK, so I just did. But, seriously, this chick does need to get unopposed to the whole foreplay thing.

It sounds like she does have serious psychological issues regarding sex, and whether or not she wants to have sex with you, in the background of her head, she's got the whole 'Sex = Bad' thing going on.

More foreplay. Get her over those hurdles.

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I got her over most of them. Still a tight fit...I dunno, I'm still thinking of things....
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