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Post Number: 21
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Necromancer
Ace Rimmer
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,23:40 |
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shoe horn?
car jack?
medical calipers?
traffic cone?
pneumatic drill?
-------------- There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex
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Post Number: 22
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Jul. 19 2002,01:17 |
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Quote (one @ 18 July 2002,15:30) | I have, and when I do it's like...still way tight, liuke "damn, there's no way I'd ever fit in there!" |
In the words of Obi-Wan Use The Force!!
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Post Number: 23
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Marauder
Northwind Highlander
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Posted on: Jul. 19 2002,05:52 |
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Traffic cone! PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT! ... RF, LMAO.
Sorry, can't help, but just HAD to coment. Luck, by the way. You're in the same boat as the pizza boy - so close, but you still can't reach it...
-------------- I'm a Mechwarrior enthusiast - I insist that no one may have a fight without a 20+ ton walking war machine. It's just not civilized.
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Post Number: 24
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^Oni^
Flagellate
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Posted on: Jul. 20 2002,05:26 |
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The most backward ego-stroke I ever received during sex:
"Ow fuck! I think that went past my cervix!"
-------------- Would you rather have perfectly developed trapezius muscles and shaky moral grounding or be able to generate complex shadow puppets but comprehend absolutely nothing said to you between the hours of 3 and 4 pm?
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Post Number: 25
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demonk
The other white meat
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Posted on: Jul. 20 2002,07:01 |
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Personally, i wouldn't know what to say in that situation. Maybe "are you alright? want me to continue?". But that had to hurt her like hell!
-------------- I'm just two people short of a threesome!
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Post Number: 26
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Jul. 20 2002,15:30 |
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I'm not going to comment on Detnetters with big dicks...
OK, so I just did. But, seriously, this chick does need to get unopposed to the whole foreplay thing.
It sounds like she does have serious psychological issues regarding sex, and whether or not she wants to have sex with you, in the background of her head, she's got the whole 'Sex = Bad' thing going on.
More foreplay. Get her over those hurdles.
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Post Number: 27
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one
virtuoso
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Posted on: Jul. 21 2002,10:58 |
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I got her over most of them. Still a tight fit...I dunno, I'm still thinking of things....
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