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Post Number: 11
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demonk
The other white meat
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Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,18:28 |
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Good luck! Report back on any sucesses Most of us live vicariously through people like you (people with a significant other)
-------------- I'm just two people short of a threesome!
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Post Number: 12
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,03:23 |
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Quote (^Oni^ @ 17 July 2002,09:18) | Couldn't have said it better myself. Next time I'll just turn off the "socially acceptable" valve in my head. |
S...O...C...
Maybe that was the tag that was on that valve handle that is broken off and laying in the corner over there. must go to that valve that is welded shut.
-------------- Fucknuggets flamed while you wait. [url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url] "screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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Post Number: 13
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,05:51 |
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Once I thought I had this same problem ...but as it turns out the girl still had her pants on.
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Post Number: 14
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^Oni^
Flagellate
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,14:51 |
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Effin' fuck... I just spilled drink laughing at that...
The condition you were referring to a couple posts back is called "Vaginismus". It has primarily psychological roots, but can be the by product of a whole variety of chemical imbalances and other various and sundry things physical. In extreme cases, anything entering the vagina cause EXTREME pain, even something as small as a swab for a pap. That's why they tend to catch things like that when women are at the gyno for the checkup. Ask her when the last time she had that done was.
-------------- Would you rather have perfectly developed trapezius muscles and shaky moral grounding or be able to generate complex shadow puppets but comprehend absolutely nothing said to you between the hours of 3 and 4 pm?
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Post Number: 15
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Necromancer
Ace Rimmer
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,17:01 |
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stick a bicycle inner tube in there and in flate that'll open her up for you.
-------------- There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex
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Post Number: 16
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,18:12 |
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Quote (one @ 17 July 2002,11:48) | Well, she definitely feels comfortable with the whole thing, but physically I'm kind of big (I'm a tall guy -- 6', 150lb.) and she is very small (short - 5'3", ~95lb), so there's a *bit* of a problem to start with... |
Nah, size (hah) shouldn't matter too much. My bf and I have a slightly larger size/weight diffrential. (6'3" 175, 5'4" 100-105 ... there's even bigger differences out there). I'm not going to go measuring or dscribing the package, but ooo la la
Get her really relaxed and horny. If that doesn't work, it's probably that vagino-whatever thing that she can't control and she clamps donw on you like a human jalws of life ... oooh how bout trying using them fingers first ?
(apologies if not making sense - parents were visiting - had an early flight back home ... 2 hrs of sleep last night and about thesame the night befoire)
-------------- Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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Post Number: 17
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forumwhore
Fear Me, I Am Change.
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,21:04 |
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Two (2) girls broke up with me cuz my weiner is too big.
Others never said a word, not that they could....
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Post Number: 18
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demonk
The other white meat
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,21:41 |
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I've brought at least one woman to tears (not joking)
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Post Number: 19
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,23:08 |
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Quote (demonk @ 18 July 2002,13:41) | I've brought at least one woman to tears |
Me too ...but it was because I ran over her cat by accident.
I haven't had a girl that was too tight for me to get my dick into, but there was one who was too tight for me to get my fist into ...what do you think was up with her?
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Post Number: 20
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one
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2002,23:30 |
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Quote (Wiley @ 18 July 2002,17:08) | |
[quote=wiley]but there was one who was too tight for me to get my fist into ...what do you think was up with her?[/quote] obivously not your fist.
Quote | ... oooh how bout trying using them fingers first? |
I have, and when I do it's like...still way tight, liuke "damn, there's no way I'd ever fit in there!"
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