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Does anyone have experience with a girl who is literally too tight to fit? This is really starting to fucking piss me off...I'll go into detail if it's necessary, or anyone can base helpful advice around it.
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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,07:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

yes

foreplay w/fingers and mouth

lots of lube

pressure

you'll be fine

trust me

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,08:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

She is really against a lot of things....not a prude, but uncomfortable with a lot of foreplay concepts....beats the fuck out of me.

Lube really isn't necessary at all, believe me. Still too tight, though...
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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,09:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

still too tight; are you sure she wants you?
Or does she feel she "should"?

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Never think there's enough lube. A little shot of Astroglide goes a looooong way.

I could make some horrible pedophile joke here, but I'll refrain. :)

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,13:24 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

fine ^oni^, step aside you wimp.

One, wait a few years till your cusin is 13 and try it again. (see, went for the pedophile and the redneck joke all at once)  Either that or try this, turn her over and get out of her ass.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,14:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Couldn't have said it better myself. Next time I'll just turn off the "socially acceptable" valve in my head. :D

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,15:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

give her a few advil...

(I had a friend who had that problem and the advil relaxed her enough that it wasn't a problem)

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,16:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

My last gf was the exact same way.  It isn't something simple.  It's an actual condition that requires seeking help.  It's mostly pyscological, so she probably has some issues that she needs to work out.  But, if you want to help, give her a little booze, but don't get her drunk!  The booze will relax her, both physically and mentally.  Make sure she feels very, very, very comfortable with you, the surroundings, and the activities you are going to do.  If she isn't, instant tightening up.  Sucks having to do all that, since you are the one that has to do all the more before, during, and after, but after a while she will become used to it and the problem will disappear (that's the theory anyway).  Ask her to see a counselor and talk about this with them.  She be happier in the end.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 17 2002,16:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

Well, she definitely feels comfortable with the whole thing, but physically I'm kind of big (I'm a tall guy -- 6', 150lb.) and she is very small (short - 5'3", ~95lb), so there's a *bit* of a problem to start with...

I guess it's just an issue of try and try again...demonk, I'm suspecting that's part of the problem. I think I'll give that a shot.
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