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Nikita 
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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GoshDARNit, this long distance thing is killing me! 2 lousy months since I got some sweet lovin' ... won't see him til August at least. So to prevent me from jumping the next guy I see - which would be really freakin' bad b/c he's my bf's friend - entertain me! 
1) What's the horniest you have been?
2) Just how horny?! 
3) What did you do to remedy the problem?
4) How did you do it
like so:  like so:  or like so: 
  
or like so:
   
  
5) Were you happy?
6) Were you ashamed? 
7) Did you achieve nirvana? 
8) Will you please tell me already?!
(shlick shlick shlick ...)
Edited by Nikita on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Who's yo Mommy?
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,19:35 |
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1) What's the horniest you have been?
I'm always horny
2) Just how horny?!
Too horny to stand up withought an adjustment
3) What did you do to remedy the problem?
Best of Kobe Tai + Kleenex + WET(water based) + Beer (I was thirsty)
4) How did you do it
Left ..then right ...then back to left
5) Were you happy?
Yep 
6) Were you ashamed?
When the woman came home and found the tissue.
7) Did you achieve nirvana?
Of course ...I'm good to me
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Rshias
The Insomniac
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,19:48 |
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Wiley pretty much nailed it...
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,19:53 |
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He jerked off?
What, those $65K prostitutes^W secretaries in his office aren't good enough for him?
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,20:15 |
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No matter how many women you've had or have
...you always go back to the porn!
I think it's because you don't have to pay attention to it any more once you are finished.
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,20:20 |
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Yeah, but unlike one of your prostitutes^W secretaries, porn won't go get you coffee.
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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,20:28 |
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that's why he got the beer.
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,23:48 |
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The drugs I take have killed my sex drive, I didn’t have much of one before but now I am worse. I am pretty much incapable of completing a sexual act, I have tried. Limp!
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,00:30 |
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that sux0rs 
edit: reading fark, mention of realdoll was made by someone so my bored ass goes for a visit... and I found this.
Edited by veistran on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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MattimeoZ80
Purveyor of Untimely Wisdom
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,03:15 |
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you could uh.. make your way up to seattle.. and i could fix your horny problem..
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