our name was changed... but this is real. it occured while i was visiting a friend in Gainesville, Florida... a couple years ago.. but i still had it stored on my drive.. and figured i'd share...StretchedOutPuss (1:58:50 AM): okay...let's cyber baby
StretchedOutPuss (1:59:09 AM): i am wearing a lacy black negligee
HandSolo (1:59:54 AM): I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
StretchedOutPuss (2:00:15 AM): i'm reclining on my bed looking at you seductively
HandSolo (2:00:46 AM): I'm taking hold of your negligee and sliding it off slowly.
StretchedOutPuss (2:01:43 AM): i'm slowly unzipping your shirt and kissing my way down your chest as i do so
StretchedOutPuss (2:01:57 AM): did i say unzipping?
HandSolo (2:02:02 AM): you did
StretchedOutPuss (2:02:07 AM): i meant unbuttoning
HandSolo (2:02:35 AM): I'm carressing and licking your breasts... they're neat
HandSolo (2:02:57 AM): how big are those things?!
StretchedOutPuss (2:03:19 AM): i am a d cup
StretchedOutPuss (2:03:30 AM): i am moaning
HandSolo (2:04:05 AM): I am working my way down... oh shit, my nose is dripping all over your stomach
StretchedOutPuss (2:04:28 AM): that's okay...i hand you a tissue and start nibbling on your ear
HandSolo (2:05:23 AM): I motion toward my sweat pants with an ambiguous look in my eye.. can you scratch this for me?
HandSolo (2:05:45 AM): I'm running my tongue down your body
StretchedOutPuss (2:06:46 AM): i shudder and start removing your pants
HandSolo (2:07:19 AM): I make my way down to your quivering womanhood...
HandSolo (2:07:57 AM): my hand is exploring gently
StretchedOutPuss (2:08:22 AM): i start shaking like a leaf and frantically start clawing at your pants
StretchedOutPuss (2:08:26 AM): i need you now
HandSolo (2:09:05 AM): pull it out and show it some loving
StretchedOutPuss (2:09:29 AM): i remove your manhood from your pants and lovingly caress it
StretchedOutPuss (2:09:39 AM): then i kneel and take you in my mouth
HandSolo (2:10:29 AM): I feel the back of your throat with my bulging rod.. I want you to hum
StretchedOutPuss (2:11:01 AM): i start humming a sweet little love song just for you..
HandSolo (2:11:36 AM): I am carressing your head.. my fingers tap to the beat
HandSolo (2:12:06 AM): your hair is becoming knotted.. I just pulled some of it out.. sorry
StretchedOutPuss (2:12:29 AM): i reach and gently touch the area behind your testicles
StretchedOutPuss (2:12:31 AM): that is okay
StretchedOutPuss (2:13:08 AM): i am pressing my lips harder and moving faster now...
StretchedOutPuss (2:13:22 AM): i can't take this much longer...i need my own sweet release
HandSolo (2:13:40 AM): i gently slow your head's motion and make my way to your sweet nether regions
HandSolo (2:13:57 AM): my tongue works its way back and forth
StretchedOutPuss (2:14:04 AM): i'm getting wetter and wetter
StretchedOutPuss (2:14:33 AM): i am grabbing your hair and whimpering in sweet agony
HandSolo (2:14:48 AM): i pleasure myself with my hand while I type...er i mean, while i give you oral pleasure
HandSolo (2:14:57 AM): wait, wait....
StretchedOutPuss (2:16:04 AM): don't worry...i am doing the same
HandSolo (2:16:16 AM): I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat.. I'm choking
HandSolo (2:16:41 AM): whew.. okay.. now, where were we
StretchedOutPuss (2:17:04 AM): i think i was starting to scream in ecstacy
HandSolo (2:17:40 AM): ah yes.. I delve my tongue deeply into your sweetness
HandSolo (2:18:05 AM): your womanly musk reminds me of my pet goldfish
StretchedOutPuss (2:18:16 AM): i lose it and give in to the release
StretchedOutPuss (2:18:21 AM): goldfish??
HandSolo (2:18:37 AM): I like animals.. to fuck like animals
StretchedOutPuss (2:18:45 AM): i do too
StretchedOutPuss (2:18:51 AM): so now to the fucking...
StretchedOutPuss (2:19:03 AM): are you still ready for it?
HandSolo (2:19:08 AM): first, dance for me.. like a bear.. a big, horny bear
HandSolo (2:19:18 AM): then I will more than ready
StretchedOutPuss (2:19:39 AM): okay...i use my skills and dance with the bed post...
HandSolo (2:19:47 AM): GROWL!
StretchedOutPuss (2:20:02 AM): sliding up and down as i gyrate my hips in an ancient animalistic rhythm
HandSolo (2:20:23 AM): I begin to go into convulsions....
HandSolo (2:20:32 AM): i think i may be having a seizure
StretchedOutPuss (2:20:35 AM): wait for me
StretchedOutPuss (2:20:40 AM): a seizure?
HandSolo (2:20:42 AM): of ecstasy, i assure you
StretchedOutPuss (2:21:02 AM): oh ok
HandSolo (2:21:37 AM): I can't take anymore.. I pounce at you like a wild animal..
StretchedOutPuss (2:21:55 AM): ooh...come and get me
StretchedOutPuss (2:22:12 AM): do you like it rough?
StretchedOutPuss (2:22:16 AM): i do...
HandSolo (2:22:51 AM): I slam you down on your back.. your body is so wonder..der..fu..shit! I prematurely ejaculated on your foot
HandSolo (2:23:00 AM): don't worry, there's plenty more
HandSolo (2:23:17 AM): I hope you like a challenge....
StretchedOutPuss (2:23:24 AM): i love them
StretchedOutPuss (2:23:53 AM): so what now papa bear?
HandSolo (2:24:03 AM): I pound my throbbing foot long into your
HandSolo (2:24:12 AM): rear
HandSolo (2:24:24 AM): i am desperate now
HandSolo (2:24:46 AM): i frantically pump you....like an attendant at the diesel pump
StretchedOutPuss (2:25:20 AM): i writhe in sheer pleasuree
HandSolo (2:26:04 AM): I poull back and roll you over, aiming for your soaked genitals
StretchedOutPuss (2:26:24 AM): good i hope you are still good and ready
HandSolo (2:26:40 AM): I prepare the shoe horn and wedge myself in.. I hope you're ready for this one
StretchedOutPuss (2:26:50 AM): oh i am
StretchedOutPuss (2:27:05 AM): i spread my legs and accept you totally
HandSolo (2:27:44 AM): I pump and gyrate, bringing your body into the air
StretchedOutPuss (2:28:26 AM): i thrust my hips upward repeatedly, meeting you thrust for thrust
HandSolo (2:28:41 AM): as you near your threshold I pull out, remembering my protection and frantically searching for the lost package in the bedsheets
HandSolo (2:29:13 AM): I find it and tear at the side.. umpfh.. shit, I can't get it open.. do you have scissors?
StretchedOutPuss (2:29:45 AM): i use my teeth to tear the package open and slip the condom on your large manhood
HandSolo (2:30:09 AM): I swing my bright pink meat saber toward you with sheer jedi skill
HandSolo (2:30:33 AM): I turn the Backstreet Boys on in the background.. I prepare for descent into the darkside
StretchedOutPuss (2:30:34 AM): i push you on your back and ride you
HandSolo (2:30:47 AM): yeee haw!
StretchedOutPuss (2:30:55 AM): i love them...they are so romantic
HandSolo (2:32:05 AM): I pump you as you bounce like a.. shit, hold on I think mom's home
StretchedOutPuss (2:32:12 AM): mom?
StretchedOutPuss (2:32:19 AM): ask her to join
HandSolo (2:32:20 AM): no, it was the neighbor... nevermind, I have bad memories of childhood
StretchedOutPuss (2:32:27 AM): that's okay
StretchedOutPuss (2:32:31 AM): can we continue?
HandSolo (2:32:53 AM): I forget the distraction and pump you harder than ever before
HandSolo (2:33:05 AM): pump the diesel I say in a low voice, pump the diesel!
StretchedOutPuss (2:33:21 AM): i am moaning and screaming so loud that the neighbors start complaining
HandSolo (2:34:53 AM): gyrate, roar for me.. ravage my body you seething chihuahua!
StretchedOutPuss (2:35:11 AM): chihuahua?
StretchedOutPuss (2:35:14 AM): if you say so
HandSolo (2:35:26 AM): don't stop now, I'm nearing climax.. bring it on baby
StretchedOutPuss (2:35:42 AM): i ride you like a professional cowgirl...
StretchedOutPuss (2:37:06 AM): i reach down and caress your scrotum
HandSolo (2:37:24 AM): I respond to your bounces and feel the building heat of our lust
HandSolo (2:37:52 AM): building.. burning.. oh sweet re.. MOTHER OF JESUS, MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!
StretchedOutPuss (2:38:01 AM): what?
HandSolo (2:38:07 AM): AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Oh My GOD!!!!!!
HandSolo (2:38:22 AM): WHERE IS THE DAMN FIRE EXTINGUISHER!?!?!?!
StretchedOutPuss (2:38:31 AM): i'm screaming your name (what is it anyway?)
HandSolo (2:38:51 AM): boutros
StretchedOutPuss (2:38:59 AM): okay...
StretchedOutPuss (2:39:05 AM): AHH...BOUTROS
StretchedOutPuss (2:39:13 AM): OH MY GOD
HandSolo (2:39:19 AM): the scent of burning pubic hair reaches my nostrils...i vomit on your foot
HandSolo (2:39:30 AM): bleeeah! now it's in your hair!
StretchedOutPuss (2:39:34 AM): again...what is it with my foot?
StretchedOutPuss (2:39:39 AM): my hair?
HandSolo (2:39:41 AM): I am spewing from both ends!!!!
HandSolo (2:40:21 AM): sorry....my dad keeps taking the keyboard
StretchedOutPuss (2:40:30 AM): your dad?
StretchedOutPuss (2:40:38 AM): tell him to wait his turn
HandSolo (2:41:03 AM): I seahdfffff.. f asjj... damn keboard iis stiickng
StretchedOutPuss (2:42:27 AM): okay...so we've both climaxed and we're laying in bed afterwards cuddling
StretchedOutPuss (2:42:42 AM): we sleep all night holding each other
StretchedOutPuss (2:43:04 AM): the next morning i wake up and make you a big breakfast since you like my cooking
HandSolo (2:43:41 AM): in the morning I acquire a bowler style grip on your lower regions and drag you toward the window.. get out poontang!
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