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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 10 2001,23:32  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
It's assholes like that make me feel stupid when I tell people I skateboard.

Shit, now I feel stupid. ARG DAMN YOU NEWBIE

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 10 2001,23:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
No, really, it's ok. You skateboard, a valid sport. He sk8's, which is leet speak for "doing his mom in the ass while giving his dog a blow job".

Hey, I just figured that if this thread is going to be in the sex forum, I better make it relate somehow.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 11 2001,20:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
hmm trying to cram a skateboard up your ass must be tough with all that grip tape

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 11 2001,23:33 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
/me looks at his skateboard...

perhaps it would fit up an ass is you really, really lubed it up.

/me ponders...

on second thought... maybe that wouldn't work...

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 16 2001,10:33 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
fuck nut security guard told us not to skate around the campus. damn him damn him to hell!!!!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 16 2001,10:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
STOP POSTING TO THIS TOPIC DAMMIT!!!

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Originally posted by slapnutz:
back in the day when me and my friends were all fruitbooters and skankboarders, we were on the road, 2 on skates and 1 on a board. some guy got beside us in his car and told us to stop. he then told the skateboarder to get off the road, because it was illegal to skate on the road. we were like wtf. the guy said he was an undercover cop. my friend stopeed skating for about 10 feet and then when the guy pulled off he just got back on.


Ok you want a good story. It starts off with a bunch of people getting drunk and shooting off bottle rockets (illegal in this state) ...with out a bottle, and accidentally shooting an undercover cop in the neck as he drives by in his car. It ends with me hauling ass through the woods and looking back after I hear "OW THE FUCKING DOG IS BITING ME!"

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 16 2001,15:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I was on my break from work the other day and I saw this really un1337 boarder jumping over a pile of his friends boards, he succeeded and got a cheer from his friends.

He then said "That's shit man, I can do more than that", so I thought this I have to see (as it was quite high by now). Needless to say he fell over and hurt himself, but I thought nothing of it and smiled to myself since he was such a cocky git.

Anyway, on my way back to work I saw and ambulance where he had been boarding and a few paramedics around him... Ooops

And to keep with the topic of this forum... All his boarder friends where on top of the ambulance having sex. Er that'll do!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 17 2001,20:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
nothing wrong with cheering on people who do basic stuff cos the basic stuff is fucking hard at first. just cos he gets hyped up from doing that one trick doesnt mean hes an asshole for then wanting to push it further.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 17 2001,22:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Shit man, that's a fucking good point, I feel a bit of a cunt now. Normally i'd argue a point but I was just plain wrong.

Shit, I've even been there, I broke my collar bone snowboarding because I was pushing myself and I fucked up.

A very valid point DKB, I shall go stand in the corner and come back when i've thought about what I said.

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