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My boyfriend and I are planning to get married, thank God he has a small one cause I want lots of girlys!


Ummm...do you have his ok to spread that one around? I wouldn't want someone saying that about me in a public place. Wait...um...not that it would be true or anything...it would be...um...a lie. Yeah that's it...an outrageous LIE!!!

Yeah...that's the ticket.

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D


Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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/me looks at family tree.

I have got one sister.
My mom has got one sister.
My dad has got two brothers.

Conclusion?

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I have 2 bros...
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My mom had 3 girls and 1 boy, haha, that must mean my dad was a tad bit on the small side!

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Two step brothers...
Haha I have a friend and she has 4 sisters...
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As much as I want to argue and call you an idiot... I fit the profile.

2 brothers, 1 sister, huge dick!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 13 2001,00:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

haha
women weigh more.

i dunno what my dad is.
i have a sister.
and he has no siblings.

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hmm well my dad had 7 wives who all died of cystitis is that a sign?

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Maybe he's into some really huge and radical sex toys...
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TRUE FACT: Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer.

THEREFORE: Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have more female
offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."

CONCLUSION: Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big dick.

There's just myself and my brother...thank God that sort of thing is passed down!!

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D


Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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