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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
I have a twelve foot long penis! It is very uncomfortable and awkward in most situation!
Yes, I understand. With my 13 foot penis, I usually just wrap it around my body several times. Then, I tie the end into a little knot to hold it in place. The only problem comes when a hot chick walks by (as all of us male detnetters are very horny). At that point, I get a 72 foot erection, and it's just a little too tough to hide.
My advice, get it circumsized... then it'll only look 11'11". Have a nice day!
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