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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 25 2000,14:12  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
im hung like a baby.


9 lbs, 21"

Sorry, had to go there.

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relax and start out slow then youll eventualy get used to it
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okay, let's get clinical... the holy hole is not just a tube o' skin. There's muscles around that thing, and those are stretching out and being used in ways they never have before. The key is LOTS of foreplay, and we're not talking a few minutes and then hop in & do the deed... you'll have to pretty much just stick to fingers & not "do it" for awhile (like every day for a couple weeks). She can stretch herself out if she ain't lucky enough to have you around all the time. That will stretch out the muscles and get her comfortable enough to be able to relax them so when your big ol' horsey dick goes in, they don't feel like they're being ripped in half... hope this helps.
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do more foreplay. lots more. use your fingers. a lot. and fer gods sake make sure she's totally ready before you shove it in. make her cum once or twice before you get down to intercourse... orgasms loosen things up.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 01 2000,22:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Orgasms l00b things up a bit too.
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*blink*

uh... did i have something to say on this thread? i guess not. oh yeah. now i rememeber! caseman- yer not married, why the hell are you having sex? Abstinence is the way to go!

mnwahhaha, just kidding. well, if al that foreplay doesnt help, maybe she should join a yoga class to get more... flexable

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