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I demand that for the good of everything holy, everyone post their nifty sex stories! Everyone wins - you get recognition as a stud/studdette (or something), and everyone else gets to hear of your fantastic feats in the bedroom (or maybe elsewhere)!
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Hmmm I dont know if this counts but here it goes. I got off work one Saturday night and went over to my girlfriends. She came to the door with her robe on and her hair all tied back. I was like hmmm ok. So I sat down to watch some tv and she says she will be right back. Im sitting there and all the sudden I hear this click-click-click noise. I look over and she is in a red teddy with red high heels on. I said, get over here and that was all it took. She was on me like stink on shit. She was bath and body washed up with Peach and had just lotioned up. I must have ate her for a good 30 minutes. Then i made love to her about 5 or 6 times all through the night. I dont think we finished until about 5am. Another cool thing was she had candles and incents burning and like ocean stuff playing on a stereo. Felt like we were doing it on the beach all night long.
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Christ, I didn't want to hear that, save it for your grandkids!
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HMmm thats weird, then why are you reading posts in here in the first place??
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hmm sex story... leaving out the names to protect the guilty.

so i went to this party with a friend of mine, both of us having the intention to hook up with a guy for the night. i didn't want to make a beer-goggled mistake, so i picked out the dude right away and set about on my foolproof plan to make him believe he wanted me badly. it worked, and i asked him for a tour of his house. he took the hint and showed me the entire house ... er, no, we basically ran through the house on a mad dash to his bedroom. soon as the door closed, horny little me got naked and jumped the guy. he wasn't complaining so i made sure to do it several times.

i left around 7:30 am the next morning after having kept his roommate awake all night. sorry dude. and went on the ever famous "walk of shame." it was a sunday morning, my clothes were half on and half backwards, i had my bra and panties in my pocket, hair all knotted, rug burn on my cheek.. and all the people dressed up in their sunday best headed for church knew exactly what i'd been doing all night.

now i'm beginning to wonder why i didn't go to more parties at his house.

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Damn Kuru you go girl. You are a studess in my eyes. I like a woman who knows what she wants and takes it whenever she feels like it. I only got one question. Socks on or off? :P Just kidding.....

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socks ON. hehe i think i put that in my post in the feet thread... that the only time i ever take off my precious socks is when i'm getting a shower/bath or takin a swim.

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i picked out the dude right away and set about on my foolproof plan to make him believe he wanted me badly. it worked

What exactly did you do? I want a peek inside the female mind. Or is this top secret women only stuff?
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Studess? Is that like Dutchess?
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the detailed plan for nailing the bartender.

talk to him for 15 minutes, flirt heavily.

make excuse like "i'm going to the bathroom" and then leave him alone for 30 minutes.

during "leave him alone" period, make sure he sees a lot of me. walking around, talking to people, always with a drink in hand.

see him sitting somewhere, go sit by him as if nothing's up.

talk for 20 minutes, (in this case, on the stairs.)

touch his arm or knee a lot in conversation.

by this point, the dude was all over me like white on rice. another guy came over to ask if i wanted another beer, and the dude yelled at him to get his own chick...

lettin him know i wanted to screw his brains out was easy.. i asked for a tour of his house. he got the picture that this meant we'd hafta go upstairs together. if subtlty doesn't work... i'll be more blunt and ask if there's anywhere we can be alone.

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