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Well, first of all, LordBrandon (I think it was him, posted some porn that some people thought was offensive, and people were (in general) being obnoxious with your thread...

Anyway, you brought up a good point... I'm tend to be bigger than some of them too (unless you check out www.massivecockes.com ) I'm not really sure how size factors in, but I have a friend who's a porn star, and I can tell you the MOST important thing for getting hired...
You need to be able to postpone orgasm indefinately, and you need to be able to orgasm on cue. Basically have (what Adam Corrolla calls) "the will of the ninja".

Oh, and don't forget... the pay isn't THAT great for men, only women get the big bucks... Besides, there's always amature if no one will take you.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 07 2000,04:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

word to that. lol, i listen to loveline like everynight. that shit is absolutely hilarious. the callers, my god, its insane how stupid and fucked up they are. my favorite so far was a 14 yr. old girl who calls up and her question is "Can i get pregnant from giving a guy a bj?" and adam goes "Oh yea, i think you can have twins from that" or something. people with that kind of stupidity should die. literally, we dont need those kinds of people on the earth at all. theyr just taking up space.
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 07 2000,11:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

but if they werent there, then who could you laugh so hysterically at?
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2000,01:04 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

HEHE!
Last time that happened Adam said, "Yes, but remember... the baby comes out where the sperm goes in..."
Caller: Oh! So it would come out my mouth!
Adam: That's right...
Caller: (seriously belives it) Ewwwww.... so with anal sex....???
Adam: That's right...

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2000,03:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I'm offended you'd think that I would be a porn star for the money! I'm in it for the ART, man...

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2000,15:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Just a thought for those of you guys who are worried about being small....when you're actually with a girl, girth is a LOT more important (for the both of you) than is length!!!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 08 2000,22:11 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

girth or length im still well in the clear. im quite satisfied with the overall size of it, so i dont have to worry at all. lucky me i guess. about the stupid caller with the oral sex shit, its people like that that we just dont need in the world. they just take up space and consume energy that could best be used by either the little childrenin taiwan who sew soccer balls for half a nickle a year for a living, or by the billions and billions of people in china.
or at least thats how i look at it.
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 09 2000,00:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i disagree wholly. we need lots of these people. without them who would we be able to mock and insult and use to make ourselves feel better? i mean, can you imagine the power trip adam was on knowing this person was believing everything he said?
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Main Entry: 1girth
Pronunciation: 'g&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse gjorth; akin to Old English gyrdan to gird
Date: 13th century
1 : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back
2 a : a measure around a body <a man of more than average girth> b : SIZE, DIMENSIONS

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 10 2000,22:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

true that. i do feel smart knowing that there are idiots like that roaming the streets as we speak. its also a bit scary though.
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