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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 27 2001,12:31  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Hum I still can’t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker. I’m getting desperate, my pr0n collection has grown 3x in the past few months and I’m on a dial-up!! If I had any money I would buy a hooker. I need a female relationship, i think that is what i am missing in my life.

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Step 1) Step outside house

Step 2) Go to some sort of group where the ratio of women to men is at least 3:1.

Step 3) Be friendly and get to know people.

Step 4) Go there at the same time once every week.

Step 5) Pick someone who ALSO goes there the every week the same time as you.

Step 6) Ask her out to dinner.

Step 7) Improvise from there... no lunches... no movies on the first date.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 27 2001,14:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
you know, with all this advice from various people, i bet we could write a damnedable good self-help book.
"Get Over It Already" A self-help book from Detonate.net

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2001,01:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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"Get Over It Already" A self-help book from Detonate.net
What a novel idea. Haha. Pun.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2001,03:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
maybe we should publish a book with memorable forum posts...with a whole three chapters to PersonGuy heh

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Hum I still can’t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker.

Hey! Me too!!

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2001,18:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Hum I still can’t get laid.

how old are you?
it doesn't matter what you answer - there's still hope.
Actually, don't wait for it desperately. The right place and time (and girl) will be there... just try to get to know as many nice people as possible. And when you meet a girl, don't dive into the sex topic right away...

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it doesn't matter what you answer - there's still hope.

oh please! the possibility of me getting laid is only an urban myth!

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 29 2001,01:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I got really lucky! for some freak reason my gf has a defective gene where she actually thinks i'm hot! some freaky shit. i havent been laid yet, and i prolly wont be for a couple years, but i god/luck/whatever has blessed me by having her genetics phuk dup.


still donno why she thinks i'm hot...

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 29 2001,05:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
i cant get laid either... but then again, im not actually TRYING to.... so...

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