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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire

I think it's like a national lampoon story... about a 16 year old guy who wakes up with a vagina... quite humorous actually.

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Now I know why there are couches in girls' bathrooms. You need them to lay down on to get the Kotex in your vagina and the Tampax in your butt. A Kotex, you know, is about as big as half a box of Kleenex, and it doesn't slide too well. But anyway, after shoving for about ten minutes I got most of it up there. Getting the Tampax in my ass was a little easier but it hurt more.

So there was this giant wad of stuff in my vagina and another wad in my rear end. I guessed it was all fixed up, but it sure was hard to walk normal with all that crap in my holes. No wonder women get so crabby when they get their periods.

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This message has been edited by miNus on December 13, 2001 at 06:19 AM

ok i can see this verging on the edge of taste and decency

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i'm afriad expulsion is the ONLY answer, it's the opinion of the entire staff that DKB is criminally insane!

He used them to save a few buddies by plugging up the entry wound. They're absorbent, sterile, swell to close up the wound and stop bleeding and are easy to remove by medical personell.

Clever eh?

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i'm afriad expulsion is the ONLY answer, it's the opinion of the entire staff that DKB is criminally insane!