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smartsnake 
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,01:43 |
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Im startin to wonder if I'll ever get a girlfriend I'm hopin I do sometime I'm sick of this shit. Bitches tell me they like me and then I ask them out and they dont want to get involved because they have someone else they are intrested in and they dont want to hurt me. Either that or they just want to be good friends.   Damnit damnit damnit.
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Ok I'll go away again
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Spydir
proof that humans suck (www.netsyndrome.net)
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,02:29 |
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I totally understand man. women suck. well, I wish more women sucked, atleast...
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Jimi
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,02:30 |
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A friend of mine wrote this elsewhere in another forum, I blatently knew it was about me but in all fairness he has never been more right. The metaphores he uses aren't to hard to work out.
"but like i said to a friend once
This friend of mine had been having a few problems with women. The poor lad would find someone he likes and would try to get em but as he would be onto of the hill about to take the cup...she would set off some well placed TNT and he would fall to the very bottom again. He had climbed the hill a few times and with every atemp it would be harder (due to the scaring from the TNT of the hill) But as normal he would be put down again.
On his last failing he had said to me "fuck it! i'm giving up!" I said "dont worry. You WILL find the one thats right for you" I could tell he didn't belive me. But them she came out of the fog. And they have been happyer than ever.
If the friend i'm talking about reads this he will know it's him"
The moral is that as soon as I started acting like I didn't give a shit (and I actually didn't) you become more attractive to the opposite sex rather than just a winey little dude that's constantly hanging around with them.
I have now addopted the I don't give a shit attitude to life as everything becomes easier. Now I can name 7 people who like me, I give you my word I am not just being big headed and cocky.
I suggest genuinly not caring, don't just pretent like you don't care. Good luck to you my friend and look after youself, you will be happy. Trust me i'm a student
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,02:39 |
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smartsnake
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,02:45 |
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Thanks Jimi I'll try that. Heh I guess not giving a shit is alot easier then trying  .
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Spydir
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my general way of picking up chicks... give it time. grow on them. It's worked for the last 3 girls I've known that I ended up "dating". At first they were like "I don't know him, but he seems ok" then they were like "We're just friends" (at which point they'd try hooking me up with their friends. one girl told me she did that so she could see how I treated my girlfriends, so she could figure out if she wanted to date me. sly little bitch), then after a little bit it went further. you gotta play it different for different chicks. At first you just start out as really good friends, maybe get kind of close on a couple occasions. Then you kind of ignore her. Talk to her a little, but show interest in someone else. It's working on this one girl I know, I think (and hope).
Hey, maybe I actually have a chance for one of my 3 goals for summer break! (get a girlfriend, that is...)
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,04:26 |
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i need an attitude like that
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BlackFlag
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,06:18 |
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The secerets i have learned through trial and error:
1-there is no damn seceret.
2-smell nice. i can not stress this enough. Smell is one of the most sensual senses.
3-like Jimi said, don't give a shit.
4-be a "real person" when you're around them. in other words, be yourself. don't go nuts trying to be nice, or trying to impress them. even if they don't see through your act, there's a very good chance that they'll see you as a wimpy wussy incomplete man not worthy of their time. women want a real man. Be an asshole occasionaly. It works!
]]EDIT[[ AND even if being a super nice guy does work and you get a girl to go out with you, then you stuck in nice guy mode for as long as you date that chick. It really sucks.
5-don't be afraid at any time, or for any reason, to use the word "no". if you don't feel like doing something, don't. NEVER do something you don't want to do just because a chick wants you to. (the only exceptions to this are taking a girlfriend to see chick-flicks, and buying tampons/whatever for your girl if[and only if] you're in a long term relationship. both of these are unpleasent, but manditory. i don't make the rules man.)
6-hang out with people. talk to people. shit happens, but only if you make contact with other human beings occasionaly. (i learned this one the hard way.)
7-network. never pass up an opurtunity to hang out with any female for any reason. 300 pounds and uglyier than a 5 months dead squirl? She's probably got a REALLY cute sister that's giving her an inferiority complex. Not your type? One of her friends probably is. Get the picture?
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ic0n0
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,07:14 |
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I have never asked a women out nor does it look like that is going to happen, I have resigned myself to hermit city.
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smartsnake
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Jan. 29 2002,22:56 |
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Thanks for the help guys. One of my friends is convinced that she can get this thing with one girl to workout so shes being helpful. Hmmm I dont know why she is though I just told her to give up there is no chance its gonna happen heh. Hell I'm just gonna stop giving a shit.
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