Forum: Rants
Topic: Stupid People
started by: SquireBoy_XP

Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 04 2002,03:16
OMFG!!! It's been a while sence ive been on here to rant...heh here it goes

1st im tired of stupid people allways talking about shit they dont know about always assuming they know the whole fuckin story!

2nd NEVER EVER date a psycotic bitch thats only out for attention and to suck your life (yea, imagine that i found another one)

3rd I went out with this bitch brit and broke up with her not even a week into the relationship because i wasnt feeling nothing when i was with her and next thing you know shes banging her head on the brick wall and trying to cut her wrist and bull shit this and that!!

4th one of my friends told me try and take it to the police so they could do that Backeract thing or however spell it...the police go to her door and ask her about the SIX count them SIX scratches on her wrist and she blamed it on the fuckin cat!! umm cats dont have six nails on there paw and imagine that Largo Police believed her lieing ass and set her free to live life like that...

5th parents being sent to court because of the morgage payments were late and my mom did tell my dad anything what was going on and now my dad owes the bank a lot of money we dont have...plus the fact most of it is going to weed and shit like that...when it could be going to payments and shit like that!! my fucking god i wish i had A black axe with blue flames on the blade so i could just go in a masked murding spree to take out my anger exclamation.gif  crazy.gif

6th I'm done...im tired of typing and ranting at the moment...catch me on another day to vent again...BTW thats just the beggining
Posted by kuru on Jun. 04 2002,13:25
Dude, anything less than a week is not a 'relationship', at most it's a couple of dates.

And my friend's cat has six claws on each of its front feet.

Six toed cat.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 04 2002,14:10
That's got to be one dull knife that girls got.  I would file her under Psycho-Bitch/Attention-Whore and just walking away.  Unless of course you are into constant artificial drama.
Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 04 2002,18:11
well, for one...she doesnt have a cat.
and she used a safety pin to irretate the skin and make it look as if she was trying to cut her self. Just for the attention.

I would file her under Psycho-Bitch/Attention-Whore too. the bitch doersnt know how to let stuff go and instead goes out looking for attention thats completely blown out of praportion when all she has to do is look right in front of herself and see that it's all there...I mean i did start to like her but that was before i knew all this shit was going to happen or that she was even like that. I feel that i should sit back with a Smirnoff Ice and let it all roll over...that sounds good...or atleast wait till ashley gets down here.. inlove.gif this one i know isnt insane or psycho...atleast me thinks.
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 05 2002,00:35
Quote (SquireBoy_XP @ 04 June 2002,10:11)
I feel that i should sit back with a Smirnoff Ice and let it all roll over...

Smirnoff Ice?  What were they out of drinks with little umbrellas in them?
:p
Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 05 2002,17:42
Nah...but I prefer smirnoff Ice
Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 06 2002,05:50
LOL, I found it funny that she listens to what other poeple say and shit...she came up to me all a pissed off and shit saying I hate because so and so said you were talking shit about me behind my back and I'll believe them because ive known them a week longer than ive known you (which is about a monthe and a half)

I said to her..."Look...your going to go off and believe what other people are saying and this he says she says bullshit and then walk up to me and automaticly start bitching at me and not know whether or not its true or actually see what i have to say...Fuck you..."

LMAO next thing ya know shes walking up to me later on saying sorry and all this because her so called friend said she was lieing and she was just trying to her to hate me...lol i paid her a visit too. I just want to kill them all...but not have to worrie about all this legal shit and murdering crap.

Dude in jail- "So what you in for?"

Me- "Killing my EX girlfriend because shes really stupid and would like to believe the first thing she hears and not me...how about you?"

Dude in jail- "I stole an officers jelly doughnut and waved it in his face when he was down on the ground gasping for breath from all the sprinkle that got caught in his throat after eating the dunken doughnut waiter."

Me- "sounds reasonable enough...I should have used A black Axe..."

Dude in jail- "yea or atleast a car...I mean it can sound messy but the birds will get it...YEA!"
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 06 2002,05:54
what?

oh, and guys who drink Smirnoff Ice are qu33rs   :p
Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 06 2002,07:46
blah blah blah, im going to put some 5 inch lowering blocks on my honda accord. brb.
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Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 07 2002,01:18
wow...im only here to rant and vent out some problems...ok yea i may have said some stuff that didnt make too much sence as of why to do it...but shit shut the fuck up I said that like...3 months ago and you still have bring it up...L4m0r!
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jun. 08 2002,05:41
Squire, you must be the stupidest fuck I've ever seen 'round these here parts.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 08 2002,08:46
Quote (SquireBoy_XP @ 06 June 2002,19:18)
wow...im only here to rant and vent out some problems...ok yea i may have said some stuff that didnt make too much sence as of why to do it...but shit shut the fuck up I said that like...3 months ago and you still have bring it up...L4m0r!

Squire, do you know ReetStraver?  :p
Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 08 2002,20:18
Quote (SquireBoy_XP @ 06 June 2002,09:18)
wow...im only here to rant and vent out some problems...ok yea i may have said some stuff that didnt make too much sence as of why to do it...but shit shut the fuck up I said that like...3 months ago and you still have bring it up...L4m0r!

you have the nerve to call ME a lam0r? look whos only got 9 posts, and have of them are new topics.

shut your mouth, raver fag.
Posted by Pravus Angelus on Jun. 08 2002,21:55
Quote (Beldurin @ 05 June 2002,21:54)
what?

oh, and guys who drink Smirnoff Ice are qu33rs   :p

you're on crack.  there is no other explanation.  if you live in america you cannot get beer.  you can get pisswater, but not beer.  so you need drinks like smirnoff ice and bacardi silver to use as chasers for shots.

:-)

plus if you're a sissy lightweight like me, you can get  yourself and a buddy buzzed on a 12pack of ice  cool.gif
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 08 2002,22:16
Quote (Pravus Angelus @ 08 June 2002,15:55)
Quote (Beldurin @ 05 June 2002,21:54)
what?

oh, and guys who drink Smirnoff Ice are qu33rs   :p

you're on crack.  there is no other explanation.  if you live in america you cannot get beer.  you can get pisswater, but not beer.  so you need drinks like smirnoff ice and bacardi silver to use as chasers for shots.

:-)

plus if you're a sissy lightweight like me, you can get  yourself and a buddy buzzed on a 12pack of ice  cool.gif

listen, son, I don't drink beer.  I drink bourbon or rum.

A little story from my old roommate who was a bartender at a dance club:  about a year ago, the big fad was to get a shot of sour apple pucker in your smirnoff ice.  Here's an excerpt from a conversation.

Guy:  Can I get a shot of pucker in my smirnoff?
Rommate:  What?  Oh, so you want a shot of queer in your fag drink?

That's basically how I feel about it.  Beer is for pussies, too.  Grow a pair and drink some real liquor.
Posted by incubus on Jun. 08 2002,22:49
Ain't nothing wrong with SquireBoy_XP.  Shush.
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 09 2002,00:23
Quote (kuru @ 04 June 2002,09:25)
And my friend's cat has six claws on each of its front feet.

Six toed cat.

Whoa.

Cool.
Posted by Pravus Angelus on Jun. 09 2002,04:29
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listen, son, I don't drink beer.  I drink bourbon or rum.

A little story from my old roommate who was a bartender at a dance club:  about a year ago, the big fad was to get a shot of sour apple pucker in your smirnoff ice.  Here's an excerpt from a conversation.

Guy:  Can I get a shot of pucker in my smirnoff?
Rommate:  What?  Oh, so you want a shot of queer in your fag drink?

That's basically how I feel about it.  Beer is for pussies, too.  Grow a pair and drink some real liquor.


Dude, what's with the hostility against lightweights?  ??? personally I love it.  And "son" didn't I say I was using s.ice for chasers?  What did you think I was chasing? Yah I drink rum too.  Now you're gonna tell me  that parrot bay is a girl's drink 'coz it tastes like coconut  rolleyes.gif
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 09 2002,07:57
Quote (Pravus Angelus @ 08 June 2002,22:29)
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listen, son, I don't drink beer.  I drink bourbon or rum.

A little story from my old roommate who was a bartender at a dance club:  about a year ago, the big fad was to get a shot of sour apple pucker in your smirnoff ice.  Here's an excerpt from a conversation.

Guy:  Can I get a shot of pucker in my smirnoff?
Rommate:  What?  Oh, so you want a shot of queer in your fag drink?

That's basically how I feel about it.  Beer is for pussies, too.  Grow a pair and drink some real liquor.


Dude, what's with the hostility against lightweights?  ??? personally I love it.  And "son" didn't I say I was using s.ice for chasers?  What did you think I was chasing? Yah I drink rum too.  Now you're gonna tell me  that parrot bay is a girl's drink 'coz it tastes like coconut  rolleyes.gif

calm thyself, my child.  I'm just messing with ya...

As for Parrot Bay, it's really good in orange juice.
Posted by Pravus Angelus on Jun. 09 2002,09:31
don't worry bel, i'm calm grinnin' and enjoyin' every post
Posted by SquireBoy_XP on Jun. 10 2002,05:54
Raver Fag...? Shit i barely rave anymore...Caseman still raves alot though...So, i guess your calling him a "Fag" too.

As for the S.ice i was saying that to say its an alright drink to just sit back and relax to...chill out. I'm only 15 yrs old, you honestly think i can get my hands on any good liquor? I'm guessing not knowing the only person thats even came close would only buy my lightwieght stuff.

As for the L4m0r remark...that had nothing to do with my posts, ive been gone for a little while so i havnt had much time to post on this little forum...the remark was saying that you are stupid enough to keep bringing up something from the past that happend A long time ago. I just think your too immature to keep up a conversation thats remotely mature. Nah, I dont have a problem with ya...I just think its really stupid to keep bringing up stupid shit from the past.

ReetStraver can bow down and chow down for all i care.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 10 2002,06:09
Quote (SquireBoy_XP @ 09 June 2002,23:54)
Raver Fag...? Shit i barely rave anymore...Caseman still raves alot though...So, i guess your calling him a "Fag" too.

As for the S.ice i was saying that to say its an alright drink to just sit back and relax to...chill out. I'm only 15 yrs old, you honestly think i can get my hands on any good liquor? I'm guessing not knowing the only person thats even came close would only buy my lightwieght stuff.

As for the L4m0r remark...that had nothing to do with my posts, ive been gone for a little while so i havnt had much time to post on this little forum...the remark was saying that you are stupid enough to keep bringing up something from the past that happend A long time ago. I just think your too immature to keep up a conversation thats remotely mature. Nah, I dont have a problem with ya...I just think its really stupid to keep bringing up stupid shit from the past.

ReetStraver can bow down and chow down for all i care.

Holy shit, you actually are streetraver?!?!?  rofl, I was just throwing out an old joke!
Posted by veistran on Jun. 12 2002,08:54
yeah, he changed his name after the uh "incident", there's a post on here about it somewhere and caseman told everyone to lay the fuck off him then because the reeetstraver crap had gone well past a funny gimmick post.
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