Topic: Damn!
started by: ic0n0
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 21 2002,03:24
IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE! JESUS! UGH!
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 21 2002,11:32
I can't tell you how much that sentence reminds me of bootcamp.
Posted by 1LT on Apr. 21 2002,11:34
Yes, well, have the corpses embalmed first. (learned the hard way)
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 21 2002,15:24
| Quote (ic0n0 @ 20 April 2002,22:24) |
| IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE! JESUS! UGH! |
dood. grab your sholders and pull.
It will smell better once you get your head out of there.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 21 2002,18:50
Speaking of smelling like ass, one of my apt. mates seems to have constant explosive diarrhea. All of us cringe when she uses the bathroom ... all is silent then there's this gargantuan PBBTHTHTHTHTHT! Then the whole place smells like ass ... there's odor neutralizer in the bathroom. USE IT!Plus her shit refuses to go down the pipes ... so the next person who uses the porcelain god is greeted by her shit - that kinda settles at the bottom. It's so disgusting. Uuuuuggghhh.
And they wonder why I'm gone most of the time they're awake.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 21 2002,19:07
There are some things you really don't want to know, regardless of whether it personally affects you or not. That, Nikita, was one of them. JESUS FUCK.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 21 2002,19:08
| Quote (Nikita @ 21 April 2002,04:50) |
| Speaking of smelling like ass, one of my apt. mates seems to have constant explosive diarrhea. All of us cringe when she uses the bathroom ... all is silent then there's this gargantuan PBBTHTHTHTHTHT! Then the whole place smells like ass ... there's odor neutralizer in the bathroom. USE IT! Plus her shit refuses to go down the pipes ... so the next person who uses the porcelain god is greeted by her shit - that kinda settles at the bottom. It's so disgusting. Uuuuuggghhh. And they wonder why I'm gone most of the time they're awake. |
BMI!
Posted by veistran on Apr. 22 2002,07:20
| Quote (Beastie Dr @ 21 April 2002,13:07) |
| There are some things you really don't want to know, regardless of whether it personally affects you or not. That, Nikita, was one of them. JESUS FUCK. |
yeah, that was about four or five giant steps past way too much information.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 22 2002,17:41
sorry about that nasty rant ... it's just that I'm fed up with her. She's just pretty damn annoying. I'm very stressed, lacking sleep and hating her even more b/c she:-plays weird music loudly in the early mornings (~9am)
-plays weird music loudly in the early afternoons
-plays weird music loudly in the evenings
-leaves her room door open when she's blasting that weird music (I'd say more about that damn music but I'd sound racist)
-thinks she's in a karaoke parlor
-talks really freaking loudly on the phone. I know her family's in the middle east but she doesn't have to YELL to be heard dagnabbit.
-hogs fridge space
-used up my chocolate syrup, salad dressing, peanut butter .... It's on my shelf. It's mine. I don't mind you using a little bit, but don't use up the whole damn container. It's kinda obvious when I don't use it for a week and then it's empty when I need it.
-goes through TP like wildfire and doesn't replace the roll - so other roomies and guests are sometimes stuck with ... that's right, no TP! The roll decays exponentially as is, but it's a whole new story when she's around. And she tells ME to go buy TP ... well excuse me, shitass ....
@#($*@(#*$!!!!!!!!!
I hope she's moving out before the summer.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Apr. 22 2002,22:07
you could try forcefully eliminating milk, cheese, and other dairy products from her diet... or hand her some vanilla Lactaid and tell her it's candy... drop some Imodium AD in her coffee... there are many options at your disposal 
Posted by veistran on Apr. 23 2002,01:50
or get her to eat some goddamn yogurt.edit: the kind that says "with active cultures"
Posted by kuru on Apr. 23 2002,13:56
Once again I remember why I like to live alone.If my place smells like ass, it smells like my ass and is therefore not offensive to me.
If my bathroom suffers from a particularly violent outburst of Mexican food (or Indian), I use the patented 'I just took a load neutralizer, guaranteed to remove all odor in less than 5 seconds. Light a match.
Ah the joys.
Posted by Bozeman on Apr. 23 2002,22:19
My roommate drops assbombs that make the walls peel off al their paint. My advice? Light a match, or a candle.